HYPER OMO AGAIN YAAAY
This is looong by my standards and I love it :3 if people want more of this specific story let me know :3
(yes I did post this early and delete it oops)
You've known you can technically hold forever for a while. Your muscles aren't strong enough to keep it in forever, but through some magic of science not you, or the doctors could understand, no matter how much or how frequently you hold, you can't be hurt by holding. Of course, there's a lot of demand for this ability. Funnily enough, most of it comes from the scientific community trying to figure out how it works to see if they can replicate it. The rest comes from the... Expected sources.
Well, you're 4 hours deep into a hold, when you get another call about an experiment. And a job? You take a minute to listen to the offer, not because you need the money (you've gained more than enough though being the only guinea pig able to be tested for this) but because at this point, it's been pretty nice to participate in them. Being pulled from your thoughts, you take a listen to the offer. According to them, you'll have to be plugged shut for a while, and be given a bunch to drink. It's maybe an hour drive away, and that you can come down for it whenever. After thinking it over for a bit, you grab things you'd need to stay down there for a while, not the whole experiment, that could be literally forever. You grab a bunch of miscellaneous stuff, most notably, a water bottle. You carry it around with you everywhere, not a thing with the experiments, you just like having it. You have a liter of water before heading down, just because you're already holding, why not?
You should up, bladder feeling pretty full, but you know that's gonna change whether you like it or not. You go in, sign some paperwork after making sure there's an "emergency out" process in case of danger with the hold. You're welcomed in, and presented with the plug. They ask you to pee first, which is disappointing but you oblige, and are then presented with the plug. You realize they never actually told you about the job, but after asking they tell you that "it's pretty uneventful, picking up some stuff, just hanging out around a basic pool type area. This, along with the room you'll be staying in will be recorded. Either way You'll get 4 hours of privacy a day, and have to drink 4 liters of water a day. You'll have to take a diuretic every day, too. How does that sound?"
Immediately, you can see through the lying about the job, the point is to have you in an area filled with water, and probably for the less scientific reasons. Either way, you agree.
Day 1: given the first bit of water, and having the diuretic you're shown to the room you'll be staying in, for now. It's a nice room, got a computer, laptop, and other stuff that they promise are not recorded, unlike all the cameras. You don't feel much for a while, but it's later and you just had the water, it'll take a minute.
Day 2: you wake up way fuller than usual, especially for one of the experiments, but you know exactly what you signed up for. You've got a bit of a bulge when you look down, pressing on it, it's super sensitive. You squirm and wish you had privacy right then for... Reasons. Ironically the room has a bathroom where there aren't cameras so you technically could, but that probably isn't a good Idea. After messing around for a while, you're asked to come to the "job site" after being given 2 liters. After a very elaborate path filled with water, you're given a wet suit (very tight on you, but manageable.) it takes a noticeable effort not to make a noise from how it pushes on your bladder. As you get show in through an airlock (solely because it "looks cool" which, they seem to be right about.) "Here's the job site, here, you'll be free to do whatever, sometimes employees will come down here, recreationally. If you give them permission to, they can be allowed to flirt with you and ask to do stuff with your bladder. Like pushing on it, or squeezing or stuff like that. Most employees have bathing suits, you have a wet suit so-"
A booming voice comes from the sky, too high to be an intercom. "SO I THE AUTHOR CAN KEEP IT GENDER NEUTRAL PROBABLY ASSUMING I DIDN'T MESS UP BEFORE NOW"
"... Yeah, that. Don't worry about it, that hasn't happened before ever, and probably shouldn't again. Anyway, enjoy your stay."
As they start to walk away, they 180 and say "Oh before I go! There's complimentary drinks over there, I'm sure you'll end up having a lot of those! Also, I'm supposed to introduce myself, I'm Connor! Did you know that it's technically androgynous? There are women named Connor, which I think is neat. And no, I'm not non-binary, I use he/him. Anyway I'm actually done this time, have fun!"
As you finally look over to where you'll be working, and not just the drinks stand you see an enormous water park, and you wonder where the hell they got this from. You don't waste any time immediately running to go on the rides, who knows for how long you'll be able to go on them without your only thoughts being about peeing. You make stops at the drink station all the time, waiting as you get even fuller. By the end of the day you are incredibly full, this being much longer than your usual holds, even for experiments. You also learn that the drinks at the place, while not only do they not count towards the 4 liters, they have diuretics in them too. After having the remaining 2 liters and diuretic, you retreat to your room, bladder very noticeably bulging out. As you go to bed again, you wonder how it will be in the morning.
Day 3: this is the fullest you think you've ever been. Most experiments are endurance based to see just how long you can hold for, not volume based. This one is different. Your bladder is huge. Almost the size of a basketball, and you love it. You weren't expecting to love it so much but you absolutely do. You get up, and hunch over from desperation, and rush to get the water and diuretic for today. A side effect of your condition that you're only just now learning is that you're immune to water poisoning. You chugged the 2 liters too fast for a normal person, and they rushed you to the medic they have on standby, but you were completely fine. 4 liters in an hour and not a negative side effect.
you use this to your full advantage, and ask for another liter, and they happily oblige. Connor the self insert I wanted to have, comes to bring you to the job site again. Bladder rapidly swelling, you agree. 30 minutes later, you put on that wetsuit again and it feels like it near crushes your bladder, you double over in desperation, feeling like you can't move, but you slowly manage to regain your composure. You immediately go and down drink, after drink, after drink, after drink. By the time you're done, you realize you spent most of the day chugging water. Oops. Tearing the wetsuit off once you leave you look down and see that bulge is massive. It's looking like they crammed a whole watermelon into your bladder. They don't let you take the diuretic that night. And removed the diuretic from the drinks for safety reasons, lame.
Day 4: you wake up and that bladder is bigger than most things around you. The only thing it's not bigger than is the furniture. And not by much either. The desperation hits you like a truck. You reach down to hold yourself, only to jerk your hands back up after your arms pressed on your bladder. You try to get up but you're absolutely bursting. If you were normal, you would be dead. Today, you don't have to go to the job site, you're getting tested! It was planned for the end of the week, but you might not fit into the office if it's not now. After being brought into the doctor's office, 2 things happen.
1. You're informed that you're going to be in here much, much longer than previously thought, as the plug is stuck, and even if it wasn't, you're not allowed to take it out until you put your 2 weeks notice in, and officially quit your job. Uh oh.
2. The study is progressing nicely, they've gained a lot of info, and want you to stay for a month, if possible. They're paying an absurd amount. 10 million dollars a week for the study. With a bonus 60 million if you do the whole month. $100,000,000 dollars if you finish the experiment. The job is almost more obscene, 100,00 dollars an hour. Where the fuck are they getting this money from? Well, you'll be here for a while, you can't turn that kind of money down, especially if it's something this enjoyable. For now, at least...
This is where I'm ending the story for now I spent an hour writing this and I need to go eat something
