Good 4 U

The Cohen-Changs:

1) Marie, 50

2) Kevin, 50

if you didn’t hook up with a old flame from high school this winter break, i salute you. but also…why didn’t you? i had a great time, personally. shoutout to that guy. 10/10, will probably smash again. what did everyone else get into?

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Will this guy will be coming to here? So that way you can smash him all over again?

Mike: It's alright. I forget to do that too sometimes.

Mike: It is. BTW I'm going to Columbus on Saturday, do you wanna join me there?

Mike: Thought I'd let you know that I really liked what I saw.

Tina: Alright, kinda used to skipping the greeting.

Tina: Who all is going with you?

Brody: I mean, I could be doing that and being a total dick about it.

Brody: Nuh-uh. You gotta answer the question. Camilla Cabello or Doja Cat?

Tina: That, wouldn't be anything new to me, if that happened.

Mike: Hey Tina.

Mike: It's going well. It's nice to be home for longer than a couple days. I nap, I play videos games, hang out with friends. What about you?

Tina: Mike, sorry I didn't put hey.

Tina: Sounds like a great break to me. Just, hanging out with the family, playing some video games and reading some books.

Brody: -gasp- Whatever makes you think I was talking about us?

Brody: And of course it's not Journey. Though that could potentially gain favor from Mr. Schuester...

Brody: I'm kidding, of course.

Brody: But I actually have a couple of ideas in mine. Who do you like more - Camilla Cabello or Doja Cat?

Tina: Because we both know you wouldn't be suggesting a duet to me, if it wasn't us.

Tina: I can't sing Don't stop believing anymore.

Brody: Hmm

Brody: But what if the person I want to do such a duet with often gets overshadowed by other singers in the club? I want to make sure that it's perfect so that it gives them a chance to shine and show Mr. Schuester the phenomenal talent we have in the club

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Tina: I really hate you, Brody. I hope you know that.

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To all my haters who placed their bets before winter break that I was gonna get coal for Christmas, it’s time to pay up @spenceroniporturnt on Venmo. Y’all owe me ten bucks apiece. Jolly Ol’ St. Nick hooked me up with a new Apple Watch to track my workouts, plus a shit ton of whey protein and some compression tights I might show off on your Insta feeds this Thirst Trap Thursday™. I was for sure on the naughty list, but it looks like Santa makes exceptions when you’ve got a face (and biceps) like mine.

Thank god I didn’t take part in that bet, because for sure, I would owe you ten bucks. Which, can go towards something more usable, for me. Though, I’d be more than happy to donate to your cause, when I get five dollars? I also would like to know if those thirst traps actually work or not.

Brody: So if I had an idea for a duet that I think would be great, how likely do you think it'd be that Schuester would use it?

I’m not so sure I’m that excited to go back and see my parents. I love them, but they’re a little much. That said, I do miss my bed. Although I would love to sleep in, I’m sure they’ll prevent that from happening.

You could always come over to mine, my parents wouldn’t mind you making an appearance. I get it, though and probably, knowing your parents. I will give it one day, until they make you get out of bed for something.

Oh definitely, getting to go home for a more extended break instead of just a couple of days like at Thanksgiving is huge. A nice long recharge is just what the doctor ordered.

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Thanksgiving break is really short and we have a month, of winter break. Which, I need to recharge and tackle any upcoming issues, that come my way. Also a way to play some of the latest video games. Do you have any plans, Finn?

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You may be right but I could also have read those vibes wrong. I have a tendency to think the worse sometimes or maybe you’re right and it’s not the example that really embodies the saying.

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Same, honestly. If we both want to find out, I could always show up to your work when they’re there and I can always see for myself?

I got some hot chocolate that was supposed to be magical unicorn kind but it just had super tiny rainbow marshmallows that melted right away, so really I was sold a box of lies. 

If anyone has anything like rainbow sprinkles or something to add to this to make it less sad, would you please share?

You know I always got you, Britt. I have a ton of different flavors of marshmallows and rainbow sprinkles, etc.