down warp taz korp

If I had a Time Machine I’d use it to steal ideas from people and present them as my own

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

you got so mad that I shattered your worldview with my cock and didn't kill myself like you wanted even after stunting my growth you've resorted to forging screenshots to satisfy your fetish.

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

Rigby voice Mordecai you’re embarrassing me in front of my penis friends

Every night I think of fat mordecai, mouth agape and staring blankly at rigby. Like this is what he does, this is why rigby is yelling at him in the most shrill and whiny voice possible this is embarrassing to rigby because mordecai just *becomes fat* with the funniest fucking legs and look at his paunch and neck and rigby hates it because he does it in front of his ‘penis friends’. And I look at this sequence of photos and start tearing up because my roommates will hear me laughing and repeating PENIS FRIENDS again and text me saying ‘hey, mind keeping it down? Thanks 🙂’