Taylenol: chill pills for swifties

hi i made a quiz: if you showed up to betty’s party would she tell you to go fuck yourself or lead you to the garden?  please reblog & tag your results!!

We all like to pretend we are Betty or even the girl in August but we all know we’re Inez just shit talking the guy in our grade

if someone had told me four (4) days ago that i would be singing a taylor swift song this weekend that was harmonica-driven and included the lyric “would you tell me to go fuck myself or lead me to the garden?” i would have asked them to take their temperature

1,000 notes and I’ll get a “clowns to the west” tattoo

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

wait why is it the softest thing in the universe that joe felt like bad blood playing in the cab was a significant enough memory to bring up to her at some point 

Taylor really wrote an entire album in 3 months and didn’t tell her label till she was about to release it and all I can think about is how Scott forced her to change the name of the Speak Now album from Enchanted to Speak Now and forced her into changing Red from it’s orginal direction so that it would have more singles to sell instead of the album being cohesive. Taylor Swift has ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS but she could never show it becuase of Scott and Big Machine. I won’t stop saying how happy I am that she is free to be her complete self! 

I’m having a break down over The Last Great American Dynasty!!! Taylor tells the story of Rebekah Harkness and all the trouble she caused in Watch Hill Rhode Island with her insane parties, feuds with neighbors and her general debauchery that was the talk of the town. And then she died and Holiday House sat quietly for 50 years, “free of women with madness, their men and bad habits” AND THEN Taylor has the audacity to say “And then it was bought by me // I had a marvelous time ruining everything” because Taylor was know for her crazy parties there and her “men and bad habits” and we know there were tabloids publishing stories of her fighting with people in town. I REALLY underestimated this song upon first listen. Holy SHIT.

THE ALBUM IS LABELED EXPLICIT I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE DO YALL THINK SHE GONNA SAY THE FUCK WORD

between one direction anniversary content, little mix “Holiday” single being released tonight, taylor swift dropping an album tonight, is it me or does it TRULY FEELS LIKE 2012 AGAIN.