byez

customers will see u drink water & be like i didn’t know u were allowed to do that

I’ll see a coworker drink water & be like I didn’t know we were allowed to do that

Netflix is a coward for canceling this masterpiece

this is what customer service is like

Thor Ragnarok is really all about how nothing unites two siblings like ganging up against the third sibling. 

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

oh you don’t want me? Only because I look unhealthy and speak in riddles?

i care rly dearly abt silly things but they make me happy so thats ok

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck