But a lonesome toad, looking for his one true frog

villains always be like "oh no i'm about to die" *powers up a ridiculous amount*

heroes always be like “oh no i’m about to die too” *powers up also*

The key difference is the villain knew they could power up and the hero didn't

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

The public needs to hear more stories like this as well.

Wow. This is horrifying.

Cops are drunk on power. Add any ism to that, you have a bunch of abusive, gun wielding, trained to kill, non empathetic, killers running around.

This woman got hauled out of a window, beaten, stripped, tortured, and humiliated, and she still is able to understand how white privilege saved her life.

Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/

op's never had pizza with mayonnaise 🙄

OP’s never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike what you said, that can change any second

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

Multitasking

Slurp

hole tightening juice

year of the rat baby!!!

yall are pussies watch me stand next to this 5G tower nothing will happen

remember taco bell does taco's well

the misplaced apostrophe is SO clear and important in my mind that im afraid this cannot be the origin....we have to go deeper

@taxitoad