there she goes

i literally felt my blood pressure drop like 20 points when the camera went under

if tumblr deletes me you can find me by renting the attic room at the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood 

@vikinglumberjack

Approved by Ginger Ruthven!

Bard

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

Ok, but to be fair, every time I hear Patrick Warburton, I know who he is, but I’m still like, “oh, it’s the Kronk guy!”

liberals be like: who wants to get evicted at gun point because your poor, but by a good cop!!!

Our Pink Cops will evict you at gunpoint, but they’ll be LGBT-friendly about it!

A cop, pinning me to the wall and dislocating my shoulder: WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR PROUNOUNS

early 2000s cartoons are also funny bc theyre the ones that kinda like….. cemented some of the racial stereotypes like that really feels like where the “ditzy asian girl” and “super cool black girl” stereotypes came from

inquisitor: after what happened with blackwall im hosting a party to find out who else in this inquisition is a fucking liar. i bought a polygraph mage from the nearest Circle for 99 GP. after it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!