yo gromit this bread slaps

people assume i know what i’m doing just bc i’m tall

when i say i want an animal crossing/pokemon crossover game what i mean is simply: take the pokemon, turn them into villagers, put them in animal crossing. and also let us grow pecha berry trees specifically

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

You just want a cat wife dont you

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

when an author sets up a narrative choice where all the options are scary and bad and the protagonist chooses kindness and it changes everything because it opens doors that shouldn’t be possible and every single time i go FERAL

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

YO mr white im lookin for some fresh milk out the tap. yknow. breastfeed me, bitch