Tarnished Sparrow

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

this is my oc gunillermo del toro

No no that’s his brother, Ballistic Gel Torso

money butt god bless

I have never seen a money butt before

All hail Butt Money

had some time to chat with the verizon wireless guy while my phone was getting set up and he’s a straight guy it turns out he has two moms and used to DJ for drag events. culturally LGBT

That “I think I fucked up” was timed perfectly

the other day i saw this post that was someone’s fantasy of getting constantly fucked by demons and like. to be clear, i don’t think monsterfucking is inherently funny. but the narrative was that this person was trying to get ready for work and going in to the office and getting shit done whilst getting railed by multiple invisible entities. you wouldn’t call in sick for that?? recession indicator

growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science