I solemnly swear that bowties are cool

Brexit won

The £ plummeted to a 30-year low

Japan has stopped trading

Scotland is pushing for independence

Ireland is considering re-unification

The Dutch Freedom Party are calling for their own EU referendum

David Cameron has resigned, a fact I’d never thought I’d be sad about

Donald Trump just landed in Scotland, because we haven’t suffered enough

Nicola Sturgeon says EU folk are “still welcome in Scotland” and “their contribution is valued”

She’s thrown down the gauntlet re: staying in and is petitioning the EU for membership. The result is “democratically unacceptable”

“I intend to take all possible steps to give effect to how Scotland voted. In other words, to secure our place in the EU”

Statement officially made that second independence referendum “highly likely”

The financial markets are a shitshow

Morgan Stanley have started the process to move 2,000 investment banking staff from London to Dublin/Frankfurt

EU leaders are calling on the UK to get out ASAP

The New York stock exchange is down 500 points

From the amount wiped off shares, so far, divided by 32m voters… the cost is already at £6,000 per voter

Donald Trump has come out in support of the decision to leave, which is how you know we messed up real bad

Everything is fucked

last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time