It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA

y'all don’t really love fat girls and don’t know how to handle one either.

cause yall only fuck skinny dudes

Fat boys don’t even fuck with us either.

Anyway… why men always make it about fuckin? She said “love fat girls” and most men in the comments are talking bout fucking fat girls… y'all are always so down to fuck big women but y'all do not respect/support us. TWO BIG DIFFERENT THINGS.

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

The names Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint sound more made-up than Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.

It gets better; Rupert’s full name is Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint. He sounds like royalty.

opening a cold can of coke and guzzling at such high speeds that you struggle to breathe is right up there with climbing stairs on all fours when it comes to animalistic urges

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

@mcrw-mamma how I feel telling you 🤣😩

IT IS NOT TIME

It’s always time.

I just spit out my drink

It’s not even ok how accurate this is.

Scary accurate😱😱

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history