WigglyWormmm

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

This gives off paranoid "maybe if I'm gentle with her, she'll let me live" behavior.

@teddyrocker

art teacher will who pulls the “my partner” card one day and then his students spend the rest of the year until one day while will’s teaching, english teacher mike walks into the art room, head down in his book and fully unaware that will in fact is teaching a class right now, goes, “hey babe, can you—” someone in the back gasps and mike’s head perks up and finds himself in a room full of high school students.. will drops his head into his hands and gives a fond sigh before going, “yes, darling.”

"girl blorbo" okay well where I'm from, they're just called "blorbo"

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

So painfully real >.<

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

the problem is if youre ugly or neurodivergent or a woman everything you do is perceived as off putting. everything