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“You dropped your shoe, here let me put it on for you.”

“If you don’t wake up on your own, I’ll kiss you awake.”

“Your hair is so damned long. You should really cut it.”

“I almost choked to death on an apple once.”

“I don’t like your boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other, he’s/she’s/they’re such a beast.”

“You’re so beastly! Ugh!”

“Beauty sleep’s only gonna do you so much good if you’re never awake.”

“Rise and shine sleeping beauty!”

“Be careful, there are a lot of wolves out there who’ll want to eat you.”

“You look like a wolf out on the hunt for someone to eat.”

“Okay, I know this is crazy, but I have to find the person this glass iphone case belongs to.”

“If I kiss you right now, I know everything will work out.”

“True love doesn’t exist.”

“Look, I got stuffed into this dress/suit by my gay best friend and dragged to this stupid party, I don’t even want to be here.”

“Can I braid your hair, I really want to braid your hair it’s so looooong.”

“Wow, you must be a mermaid or something, I’ve never seen anyone swim like that before!”

“What’s the matter, why can’t you talk?”

“Your singing could bewitch just about anyone.”

“My girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other became seafoam, it’s pretty depressing.”

“I’ll grant you three wishes. Anything you could ever want.”

“Wishes don’t come free; what will you give me in return?”

Looks into camera like she’s in The Office.