Hi welcome to chilis

[alphonse elric voice] what the fuck, brother

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

we’re doing great guys keep it up

You okay now buddy?

you look lovely!!!!!

if you follow this blog you’re either a patron, a porn bot, or lost

shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

why’d you get banned?

touched the rat

what rat

chunky cheese

protecting and serving looks

just deactivate ur blog if ur anti-frogs

if u cant handle frogs doing their little skippy doodle doo down the pond then ur not ready for the internet yet