detective & her doll ♡

f/o is one of those pick-up artists who does street interviews and they cone up to you and try to flirt with you with their Meta Glasses on

f/o gets chosen out of the crowd by a comedian for a crowd work clip

Imagine f/o coming dead last in the wet tshirt contest

the fictional pervert is calling you

the f/o nobody invited

imagine your f/o being perfectly capable of calculated cruelty but completely incapable of telling you how they feel

f/o who laughs hysterically when they see someone trip on the sidewalk and they have to sit down afterward

imagine your f/o standing a little closer than necessary

imagine your f/o losing a mog battle

f/o who is very good at maintaining eye contact with you specifically in moments where most people would look away