detective & her doll ♡

the f/o nobody invited

imagine your f/o being perfectly capable of calculated cruelty but completely incapable of telling you how they feel

f/o who laughs hysterically when they see someone trip on the sidewalk and they have to sit down afterward

imagine your f/o standing a little closer than necessary

imagine your f/o losing a mog battle

f/o who is very good at maintaining eye contact with you specifically in moments where most people would look away

f/o who can't stop thinking about the specific way you mispronounce one word and has made the decision never to correct you about it ever

Shout out to overtired self shippers! Your f/o wants you to get plenty of rest

Imagine your fo no shirt no pants no underwear no hair no skin no muscles no skeleton

sorry i got heart pupils when you were mean and perverted to me