unspecificyume

hey kid... want some unspecificyume.....

imagine your f/o coming with you to go shopping and watching you try new fashion styles (preppy, punk, goth, etc.) and experimenting with fem or masc or gnc styles and hyping you up the whole time

imagine your f/o just...completely burning down the kitchen. flour and eggs everywhere. burnt food and smoke alarm beeping. smoke billowing from the oven. and they just stare at you like :(

imagine: your f/o (hot) (or not) (i don't know the specifics of your yumeship) (woah crazy almost like there's a blog for that...) rotate them. 360 degrees. good. do it faster. and faster. and faster. they get motion sickness. t

dude they put your blog on a darkship blocklist

imagine shrinking f/o down really small like hamster size and carrying them around in your pocket and holding them in 1 hand and gently kissing their tiny little head

imagine f/o getting disease and coughing to death like wet nyc sewer rat disease but sees you face and becomes healed

no but imagine you get boba with your f/o and you drink all urs really quick so you look at ur f/o with puppy dog eyes until they kiss boba into your mouth

imgins you fo gettunf aprayed like cat xause they ateal rhings smlling like u