and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally

remember when chris "any pronouns" fleming released a video titled "am i a man?" consisting of a string of various jokes and japes that culminate in a punchline of the singular word "nope" and people were still, like. Well she didn't say he ISN'T cis

sorry for veggieangelism but really you can put pretty much any veg in the oven for 20 minutes at 400 covered in olive oil, salt, pepper, onion+garlic powder and have it be good

thought this was gonna be about Veggie Tales

You can do it to them too

Hence the invention of the Porch

grins

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

Yeah, this is just cybersecurity in a nutshell.