figuring out life in fits and starts

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

this one really resonated in the girl community huh

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

What’s the trope name for when someone finds out they’re the Chosen One™ and is like “No, thank you” and goes and does something else

Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name.  Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.

The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny’s Extended Warranty.

It is so beautiful

It is so beautiful

there should be more ages where you unlock abilities. 18 vote. 21 drink in american bars. 28 you get to get to tell a cop to fuck off once a year. 40 you get to use blow darts. 55 you get a list of every celebrity who's psycho. 70 immune to poisons

I know that cis men are capable of being great people which is why it’s so frustrating when they suck. Your gender isn’t inherently bad at doing the dishes. You’re just a thoroughly unpleasant person.

When I started taking T I didn’t magically forget how to use a broom, which my single dad taught me how to use. There’s nothing about testosterone or having male bits that makes your brain incapable of comprehending super duper complicated concepts such as boiling water or not being sexist. You’re an adult. Put the curry in the glass container, change your son’s diaper, and don’t harass your waitress. It’s not that complicated.

It also frustrates me when I hear women say stuff like “You know how men are” no, I don’t actually. I know how your man is being right now and you don’t deserve to have to put up with that kind of behavior. If your man fakes incompetence when doing the dishes, leave his ass. There are plenty of men who don’t do that.

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot