i have no clue

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

Holy shit the bees are savable. I thought I was going to watch the extinction of wild bees in my lifetime.

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

happy first day of pride everyone

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here