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Do you like people with unique powers & abilities? What about kids who like learning about aliens & the paranormal? Or maybe youโd be more interested in vengeful bastards whoโll seek revenge on anyone whoโs wronged them.
Give this post a โค/โป if youโd be interested in interacting with a test multimuse featuring muses from Steven Universe, Invader Zim, Dan Vs., SCP, and Gravity Falls!
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Rules || Muses
((fhbefh โNext youโre gonna tell me that Iโm darkness incarnate one step away from leveling a small neighborhood.โ Connor, I donโt know how to break it to you but-))

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Code MENT Sentence Starters (Part 3)
Sentences taken from episodes 11-16 (More under the cut)
Episode 11
โShit! I left the stove on!โ
โWho do you think would win in a fight? Me or Goku?โ
โKaboom, baby!โ
โAh, the casualties of fashionโฆโ
โGet the hell off my property!โ
โToday is a good day to die!โ
โYouโre getting on my nerves!โ
โIโm fine, just a couple of bruisesโฆโ
โYou know what, just kill me.โ
โFor the love of bell-bottom jeans, just do it already!โ
โAnd here I was expecting something that made sense.โ
โBears live in caves, and bears are crazy.โ
โDid that bitch just hiss at me!?โ
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((ITโS ICONING TIME))
ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. DO NOT PANIC. I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.
ยซ the theme itself is ugly as sin, but iโve completed the pages and heโs ready to play! ยป
ยซ please like/reblog if youโre interested in an amnesiac monster with a loose grip on his own physical form + a lot of love in his heart.ย very welcoming to crossovers/fandomless ocs. ยป
โSo, I black out from the rage. Then I come to covered in Hollandaise sauce.โ
We Canโt Let Them Know We SIT! || Accepting!
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[โฐ๏ธ] โ โHuh. Not the weirdest thing Iโve heard.โ
โI mean, sure, Iโve had moments when I blacked out, especially in the Infinite Ikea. But at least being covered in Hollandaise sauce is a LOT tamer than what I would see after I came to.โ โ [โ ๏ธ]
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Gayle Waters-Waters {Sentence Starters}
โI want this place looking like Disney on Ice in ONE minute!โ
โWe all need to look our best. Thatโs why I suggest we each wear two pantsuits.โ
โWE DONโT HAVE BEACH TOWELS!โ
โSo I get in my car and start flooring it in reverse down the highway, flipping the bird out my sunroofโฆโ
โLook at me, Iโm a monster. Iโve destroyed something beautiful.โ
โIโm fine. Got a little singed in there, but not the end of the world.โ
โSo, I stole a pig, blamed _____ for it, and he/she spent a night in the big house.โ
โIโve never felt more out of place and more uncomfortable.โ
โItโs the kind of embarrassment that you feel in your ass. Most embarrassment you feel in your stomach. This is ass embarrassment.โ
โYou see, Iโd been up the past two days and nights trying to make a bread suit so I could sneak into the sold out crouton expo.โ
โIโd take him out in the backyard and mess him up like a leaf pile.โ
โQuiche is just pizza that went to private school.โ
โWell, I got news for you asshole: I rigged that thing with C-4 so that when I go, it goes.โ
โSo, I black out from the rage. Then I come to covered in Hollandaise sauce.โ
โGet rid of the couches! We canโt let people know we SIT!โ
โTUESDAYS. ARENโT. GOOD FOR ME.โ
โIf _____ rescued a pitbull, then Iโm rescuing a shark!โ
โI canโt go in until this songโs over!โ
โThis is a dish towel. We need a hand towel! What are we, BARBARIANS?โ
โI wonโt be for long if you keep looking so damn fine.โ
โNothing gets me hot like a decorative twig bundle.โ
โWhat would you have done?โ
โI called the Coast Guard and asked them to airlift me out, but they wonโt.โ
Code MENT Sentence Starters (Part 3)
Sentences taken from episodes 11-16 (More under the cut)
Episode 11
โShit! I left the stove on!โ
โWho do you think would win in a fight? Me or Goku?โ
โKaboom, baby!โ
โAh, the casualties of fashionโฆโ
โGet the hell off my property!โ
โToday is a good day to die!โ
โYouโre getting on my nerves!โ
โIโm fine, just a couple of bruisesโฆโ
โYou know what, just kill me.โ
โFor the love of bell-bottom jeans, just do it already!โ
โAnd here I was expecting something that made sense.โ
โBears live in caves, and bears are crazy.โ
โDid that bitch just hiss at me!?โ
Keep reading
Do you think that mixing Red Bull, caffine pills, and coffee together and injecting it into your bloodstream would give you a heart attack?
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[โฐ๏ธ] โ โYes. Why anyone would want to do that is beyond me.โ
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You gonna go to the Area 51 Raid?
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[โฐ๏ธ] โ โNope. I mean, if I did go, Iโd probably end up getting killed & I donโt wanna end up stuck in another facility.โ
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Canโt wait for the new episode :v

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Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly theyโre right
god i fucking love the scp foundation
oh and for those not in the know about SCP object classing:
Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most SCPs are either Safe, Euclid, or Keter. A common misconception is that these describe how dangerous an object is, but thatโs not it; object class is based on how easy they are to contain.
For example, a Safe object might be capable of causing apocalyptic damage, but if you put it in a box, it will stay in the box. (Though there are a lot of Safe SCPs that are genuinely harmless as well)ย
Put a Euclid object in a box and it will usually sit in the box and not make active attempts to escape, but might escape incidentally, due to inherent unpredictability (for example, many sapient SCPs are classified as Euclid even if theyโre normally friendly, just because they have free will) or just because the Foundation doesnโt understand it well enough to give it a true safe containment.
Keter objects will actively try to leave the box, and are typically malicious about it as well. Alternatively, they require so much time and energy to contain that itโs nigh-impossible to effectively contain, or are extremely poorly understood.
Thaumiel is special, because.. it is the box. Itโs the object class that the Foundation uses for SCPs that are used to contain other SCPs.ย
That being said: What the FUCK is Massachusetts protecting us from?
is this still a relevant meme format
this really doesnt deserve 600 notes
You're right it deserves more