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        ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀʀ ᴛʀᴀᴘ!

                                           ʀᴀᴡʀ! ʜᴇᴇ ʜᴇᴇ!

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ sʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ, ᴏᴋ!?

      ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ

               ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ!

                                           ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ғɪx ɪᴛ!

Do you like people with unique powers & abilities? What about kids who like learning about aliens & the paranormal? Or maybe you’d be more interested in vengeful bastards who’ll seek revenge on anyone who’s wronged them.

Give this post a ❤/↻ if you’d be interested in interacting with a test multimuse featuring muses from Steven Universe, Invader Zim, Dan Vs., SCP, and Gravity Falls!

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Sentences taken from episodes 11-16 (More under the cut)

Episode 11

“Shit! I left the stove on!”

“Who do you think would win in a fight? Me or Goku?”

“Kaboom, baby!”

“Ah, the casualties of fashion…”

“Get the hell off my property!”

“Today is a good day to die!”

“You’re getting on my nerves!”

“I’m fine, just a couple of bruises…”

“You know what, just kill me.”

“For the love of bell-bottom jeans, just do it already!”

“And here I was expecting something that made sense.”

“Bears live in caves, and bears are crazy.”

“Did that bitch just hiss at me!?”

« the theme itself is ugly as sin, but i’ve completed the pages and he’s ready to play! »

“I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in ONE minute!”

“We all need to look our best. That’s why I suggest we each wear two pantsuits.”

“WE DON’T HAVE BEACH TOWELS!”

“So I get in my car and start flooring it in reverse down the highway, flipping the bird out my sunroof…”

“Look at me, I’m a monster. I’ve destroyed something beautiful.”

“I’m fine. Got a little singed in there, but not the end of the world.”

“So, I stole a pig, blamed _____ for it, and he/she spent a night in the big house.”

“I’ve never felt more out of place and more uncomfortable.”

“It’s the kind of embarrassment that you feel in your ass. Most embarrassment you feel in your stomach. This is ass embarrassment.”

“You see, I’d been up the past two days and nights trying to make a bread suit so I could sneak into the sold out crouton expo.”

“I’d take him out in the backyard and mess him up like a leaf pile.”

“Quiche is just pizza that went to private school.”

“Well, I got news for you asshole: I rigged that thing with C-4 so that when I go, it goes.”

“So, I black out from the rage. Then I come to covered in Hollandaise sauce.”

“Get rid of the couches! We can’t let people know we SIT!”

“TUESDAYS. AREN’T. GOOD FOR ME.”

“If _____ rescued a pitbull, then I’m rescuing a shark!”

“I can’t go in until this song’s over!”

“This is a dish towel. We need a hand towel! What are we, BARBARIANS?”

“I won’t be for long if you keep looking so damn fine.”

“Nothing gets me hot like a decorative twig bundle.”

“What would you have done?”

Sentences taken from episodes 11-16 (More under the cut)

Episode 11

“Shit! I left the stove on!”

“Who do you think would win in a fight? Me or Goku?”

“Kaboom, baby!”

“Ah, the casualties of fashion…”

“Get the hell off my property!”

“Today is a good day to die!”

“You’re getting on my nerves!”

“I’m fine, just a couple of bruises…”

“You know what, just kill me.”

“For the love of bell-bottom jeans, just do it already!”

“And here I was expecting something that made sense.”

“Bears live in caves, and bears are crazy.”

“Did that bitch just hiss at me!?”

Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most SCPs are either Safe, Euclid, or Keter. A common misconception is that these describe how dangerous an object is, but that’s not it; object class is based on how easy they are to contain.

For example, a Safe object might be capable of causing apocalyptic damage, but if you put it in a box, it will stay in the box. (Though there are a lot of Safe SCPs that are genuinely harmless as well) 

Put a Euclid object in a box and it will usually sit in the box and not make active attempts to escape, but might escape incidentally, due to inherent unpredictability (for example, many sapient SCPs are classified as Euclid even if they’re normally friendly, just because they have free will) or just because the Foundation doesn’t understand it well enough to give it a true safe containment.

Keter objects will actively try to leave the box, and are typically malicious about it as well. Alternatively, they require so much time and energy to contain that it’s nigh-impossible to effectively contain, or are extremely poorly understood.

Thaumiel is special, because.. it is the box. It’s the object class that the Foundation uses for SCPs that are used to contain other SCPs.