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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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For every “🎵” in my inbox, I’ll share a song that reminds me of my muse
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Vine Sentence Starters (Part 1)
❝(Y/N), watch the light, dude!❞
❝THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!❞
❝aaaa. Aaaaa. AAAAAAAAAAA-❞
❝I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y’ALL! Y’ALL NOT GON GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME!❞
❝Next time you put a hand on me Imma fucking rip your face off, BITCH!❞
❝So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-❞
❝Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?❞
❝I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!❞
❝Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.❞
❝Look at all those chickens!❞
❝Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.❞
❝Try me, bitch.❞
❝I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!❞
❝Wait a minute...who ARE you?❞
❝This bitch empty. YEET!❞
❝I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets...❞
❝Turn off the flash, you fucking moron.❞
❝Sometimes I like to pretend I’m tall but I’m just standing on a chair.❞
❝80s songs make me cry.❞
❝Bitch! Ha ha! Why you mad?❞
❝Hey! I think you’re really cool! I like you a lot! Maybe we can hang out or something...❞
❝Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?❞
❝I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!❞
❝I eat Cheerios because they’re heart-healthy. And my heart has been severely damaged.❞
❝Stop it. Get some help.❞
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Dan Vs. Sentence Starters (s1 e2)
Sentences taken from the Dan Vs. episode “The Wolf-Man”
“I don’t care WHO the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!”
“I can almost taste those pancakes...”
“Pfft. Reality. Why can’t I wake up from this?”
“I have been wronged!”
“I demand vengeance!”
“Don’t do anything stupid.”
“What took you so long?”
“How could you be so naive?”
“He’s an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!”
“This isn’t the movies, this is real life! Stop living in a fantasy world!”
“So, what are we doing today?”
“Go home!”
“It’s the full moon again tonight.”
“Did you just eat all the candy AGAIN!?”
“Never mind, I don’t need your help. The situation is under control!”
“Oh, (y/n)! This is not okay!”
“You can’t go kidnapping children!”
“There’s a lot of crazies out there. You could end up on a milk carton.”
“...this is much nicer than the last jail I was in.”
“Don’t get snippy.”
“Why do you have a comb? Your hair is boring.”
“You can’t treat me like this! I know people who pay taxes!”
“Drive north. NORTH, YOU MONKEY!”
“I hate everyone.”
“You’re stupid.”
“I’ve heard this place is haunted...”
“And besides, shut up!”
“Oh gross! A skull!”
“I’m gonna be completely dead in the morning...”
“(Y/n)! Don’t taunt the undead!”
“Man, I hate coffee.”
“Oh no! I ran over another cyclist!”
“So, that’s blood?”
“The guy scratches my car and you want to KILL him?”
“You’ve got some serious anger issues. You know they’ve got books for that.”
“I’m glad that’s over with...no more monsters.”
Code MENT Sentence Starters (Part 3)
Sentences taken from episodes 11-16 (More under the cut)
Episode 11
“Shit! I left the stove on!”
“Who do you think would win in a fight? Me or Goku?”
“Kaboom, baby!”
“Ah, the casualties of fashion...”
“Get the hell off my property!”
“Today is a good day to die!”
“You’re getting on my nerves!”
“I’m fine, just a couple of bruises...”
“You know what, just kill me.”
“For the love of bell-bottom jeans, just do it already!”
“And here I was expecting something that made sense.”
“Bears live in caves, and bears are crazy.”
“Did that bitch just hiss at me!?”
Code MENT Sentence Starters (Part 2)
Sentences taken from episodes 6-10 (More under the cut)
Episode 6
“‘Meet the Spartans’ was GODAWFUL!”
“Hell, I stole your watch before you got in here.”
“But I’ll tell ya, it’s days like today, where nothing goes wrong, that life is worth living.”
“Boom, bitch!”
“That sounds like a good idea.”
“WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE THINGS SO HARD TO CLOSE!?”
“This is the first time I’ve met you without you trying to kick my head in.”
“Apparently if you score negative on an IQ test they give you a free pass out of EVERYTHING!”
“You did so bad you OWE points?”
“I did bad!?”
“Oh no, not you.”
“Well (y/n), it was great to have you over for dinner!”
“There was really no need for you to eat all the silverware...”
Code MENT Sentence Starters (Part 1)
Sentences taken from episodes 1-5
Episode 1
“Hey (y/n), remind me again what we’re doing here?”
“Think we’ll be friends forever?”
“You’re not even listening to me, are you?”
“Hey look, no hands! OH SHIT!”
“Yeah, I think I broke your door.”
“(y/n)...die in a fire.”
“Somebody needs to put that guy out of my misery.”
“This may be a bad time to tell you, but I can’t drive stick.”
“Come on, let’s go steal their shit!”
“Twinkies!”
“We are 93% sure that that is illegal.”
“Sweet mamma jamma! This thing gets Tetris!”
“I’m bleeding!”
“Hey (y/n), buddy!”
“I still haven’t figured out how to turn off night vision.”
“I’m gonna make like Seacrest & get out.”
Episode 2
“WOAH! Watch the hair!”
“I implore you to reconsider.”
“Mmm...candy.”
“Is this the pizza guy?”
“Oh great, as if this wasn’t confusing enough.”
“TEAM DEATHMATCH!”
“Stop it!”
“Yeah, those guys had it coming.”
“How did you get in here?”
“Oh hey, you got something on your face, lemme get that.”
“Oops.”
“I am in BIG trouble...”
Dan Vs. Sentence Starters (s1 e1)
Sentences taken from the Dan Vs. episode “New Mexico”
“Today’s gonna be a good day.”
*stubs toe* “Ow, my foot! Stupid thing!” *kicks the thing they stubbed their toe on* “OW MY FOOT! Stupid thing!”
“See. I learned...”
“It makes me want to burn down the seventies!”
“I’m gonna laugh when you’re roadkill...”
“We need more information.”
“Don’t shush me! You don’t shush me! NOBODY SHUSHES ME!!”
“Well, that’s the first time I’ve ever been thrown out of a library.”
“You get used to it.”
“Revenge is a dish best served immediately.”
“You talk to me like a child, I pinch-a you!”
“He’s talking in code! GET HIM!”
“It’s personal.”
“I’m not killing someone for the librarian; that’s a deal breaker.”
“Hey, you date a married woman, you get hit by a bus. Karma.”
“See, (y/n)? Evil!”
“They love it! It’s like candy to them.”
“Woah. Check it out.”
“That’s completely absurd...can I come along?”
“That’s not fair! This is MADNESS!”
“I don’t wanna talk about it.”
“Anybody want anything?”
“You’ll get yours, Arizona.”
“You should at least say ‘thank you’.”
“It knows we’re here!”
“Some people are desert people.”
“Every three minutes, I’m gonna punch you in the stomach.”
“This state hates me.”
“I WILL MANGLE YOU!”
“Dude, I think you killed a celebrity.”
“Pass the ketchup.”
“You gotta wrassle me for it.”
“(y/n), ATTACK!”
“For once in your miserable life, you didn’t let me down.”
“We’re in the middle of the desert, where would they even hold a bacchanalia?”
“What do you expect from hot air balloonists? They’re just bad people.”
“I just realized I threw away my good lighter.”
“That means you too, ugly!”
*angrily* “Flying saucer? That’s all I need. Great!”
“Holy Toledo!”
“We’re almost home. You rest.”

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