I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

gamecube controller is absolutely unrivaled in terms of controller design, like controller design went downhill so fast once nintendo got convinced to stop adding joysticks that were notched for her pleasure.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

I’m literally crying on the floor rn because I was kicking this dog while it was down and bystanders keep calling me abhsive for it

they don’t get that I know people that were bit by other dogs and they just need a space to feel seen because they can’t talk about dog kxiking without judgment from the queer community

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

btw if someone on this site ever tries to claim that a hate group is too large to block or ban from a site and that the staff just doesn't have the resources, look at the current treatment of transfems and ask yourself again how they have the resources to ban hundreds of blogs for no reason and constantly hunt down and ban girls who remake within a day of blog creation, time for the CEO to harass women to other sites, but not enough to ban neo-nazis or terfs or any of the people sending rape and death threats to transfems