I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy

abortion on demand without question apology or moralization

i literally love abortion. thank god for abortion 🩷

calling ppl "larpers" to insinuate theyre fake fans of smth/poorly pretending to be smth is so fucking stupid cuz. tell me u have never met a real LARPer without saying u have never met a real LARPer. those guys care. they are fucking locked in dude. like LARP is a lifestyle its a commitment they care so much. they're not fake nerds either like fake nerds just repost LOTR gifsets and talk about how nerdy they are for being into like, fucking batman and stuff. LARPers know their shit. they read the whole Silmarillion. they know who Ambush Bug is. like get LARP's name out of your fucking mouth

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

gamecube controller is absolutely unrivaled in terms of controller design, like controller design went downhill so fast once nintendo got convinced to stop adding joysticks that were notched for her pleasure.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

I’m literally crying on the floor rn because I was kicking this dog while it was down and bystanders keep calling me abhsive for it

they don’t get that I know people that were bit by other dogs and they just need a space to feel seen because they can’t talk about dog kxiking without judgment from the queer community

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence