Too big to rig, amirite?
I'll see myself out...
will byers stan first human second
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin

bliss lane
Claire Keane
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
KIROKAZE
Keni
Today's Document

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.

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Too big to rig, amirite?
I'll see myself out...

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have some crumbs (sketches of Secondo i did while high)
Papa emeritus iv posed like Burt Reynolds in that photoshoot. That is all.
Deleted scene from 2 Big to Rig
They do a whole interview with Tobias in character as Perpetua but he’s talking from the bathroom through the closed door

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Papa II 💀🦇
Chibi Papa kitties I did recently
may we use your bathroom
MY FUCKING CAR

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Papas and sports. Which ones do they absolutely suck at?
Thank you for the ask, I truly appreciate it. I know this is supposed to be prompting a Putting the Old Men In Situations type post but, um.
Not a single one of these motherfuckers is good at a single sport except for Cardi who canonically has a little bit of martial arts training with Psalty (and possibly the boxing is more than an aesthetic choice).
Look at Terzo's level of coordination. Do you trust that man on a field or with a ball? Do you think Secondo is doing jock shit when he could be getting white girl wasted? Perpetua has barely heard of the concept of a sport (either from repressed catholic background or from growing up a swamp creature, take your pick). Primo, I grant, if you consider hunting a sport, but only hunting The Most Dangerous Game (humans :p ). And Nihil might have been an athletic youth, I will grant, but hard circus labor doesn't translate into formalized sports unless he did dressage at the circus which I doubt somehow.
So, the answer to which do they absolutely suck at?
All of them.
This hit me today for some reason, so I had to come back. He may not be the most athletic but Cardi is into sports.
Baseball Cardi
Chicago White Sox
Ghost frontman's first pitch
Boxer Cardi
RHRN Film
NASCardi (NASCAR)
JD Motorsports
Official reveal video. Papa may not have been driving but this was definitely his idea. Oh, how he wanted to drive, so so much!
Hockey Cardi
Chicago Blackhawks
I think this may be a sport the family is into. Perpy let Rain Ghoul play a bit while on tour.
Gymnast Cardi
RHRN Film
Dancer Cardi
Rats Music Video
I just wanna say that Ghost's film homage game salts my rocks. That is all.
you may have some food, too, my dear tumblrlings. hahstag make those papas fatter, btw

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Whatever he’s smoking, I’d like some
Yorkshire solidarity
ALWAYS REBLOG THE THREE LEGGED LEG ON TWO LEGS
ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT
When Copia assures you that his brother will take care of you during his absence, this wasn't really what you were expecting...
A much-requested follow-up to A Lesson In Mating. You don't necessarily have to read that first, but it will explain the dynamic between the characters and just what sort of creature Perpetua is.
18+ Explicit (2,469 words) Copia x fem!afab!reader, Creature!Perpetua x fem!afab!reader
[Established Relationship, Married Couple, Smut, Masturbation, Sex Toy/Dildo, Monsterfucking, P in V Sex, Knotting, Poorly Negotiated Throuple]
Read on AO3
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"What a shame. He seemed to really like her," you lamented over your steaming coffee cup, sitting across from your husband at the kitchen table, the usual looming shadow of his twin noticeably missing. He was too busy brooding somewhere to join you for breakfast for once. "Si, yes." He took a tentative sip of his own drink, grimacing when he found it still too hot, getting up to run it under the faucet enough to make it drinkable. "Things did appear to be going very well." "And if the scratches and bruises she'd send him home with are any indication...He seemed to have finally found someone who matched his freak...And then some." "Mmm, quite compatible indeed." You placed your mug down, too troubled to properly enjoy it anyway. "So, what happened?" He was avoiding your eyes now, which was never a good sign. "From what I understand all was bliss until he...eh...gave her worms." "Oh, Cardi, not again!" You slapped your hand against the surface of the table, sending scones rolling in all directions. "Did you forget to give him his monthly pill?" "It may have...slipped my mind." He looked at you sheepishly. You were used to him being forgetful, but not about something so important. "My apologies, amore, but you know how hectic this month has been." You took a deep breath and tried to address him calmly. "We've talked about this. If we can't keep him from rooting in the trash with the Ghouls we have to be a lot more diligent with his medication." And just in case he didn't understand how serious you were, "Either that or he becomes an outside Papa." He scowled hard at that. The idea of being separated from the little guy ever again was something he'd never even consider. "You are right as usual, cara. I promise it will not happen again." Time to change the subject. "Perhaps it is for the best that he is single again, eh? Now you will have his undivided attention and he will be able to take care of you while I am gone." "Oh, shoot, I completely forgot you leave this week. I guess time's gotten away from me too." You pouted pitifully at the thought of being separated from him, especially for boring Ministry business. "How long do they have you jetting around this time?" "Just over a month..." You crossed your arms and jutted your bottom lip out even further. "I know, amore, I know. I do not like it any more than you do. But I am supposed to overseeing or delegating or some such thing at these satellite locations. I do not understand it either. Mom-er-Sister assures me that my presence is crucial, but I suspect they only need someone wearing a suit in attendance." His deflated appearance broke your heart and you stood to circle the table and wrap your arms around his slumped shoulders. "My poor Papa." Right on cue a faint whiff of your perfume and the feeling of your breasts pressed against his back was all it took to get his engines revving. "Mmmm, mia diavola..." "Uh uh uh...No hanky panky." You pulled away when he craned his neck to kiss you and swatted away his grabby hands. "You're going to be late for work again."