She Final on my Fantasy

if you were like a video game enemy and when you died, you poofed into sparkles and left 3 collectible items behind, what would they be

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

do you ever see skinny fanart of a character you had never imagined as skinny in your whole life

who on earth is giving harry dubois pecs……

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

the cast time for a phoenix down is so funny actually. the wol is frantically digging through their pack for that stupid feather they KNOW is at the bottom somewhere