yea 💖

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

Never forget the point of everything is to make ocs and stories and have fun witht friends

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

i have a suggestion

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

it's been so long I can't even remember that technology is supposed to help us, not exploit us