A depawsit

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

“Best friend” is a weird way to say married, but I did enjoy Captain Marvel a lot.

It was during the 90s during the height of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, okay?

That is…honestly the best explanation Ive had for coding them as a couple but not openly saying it

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”

This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj