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yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic
I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.
Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:
And I worried myself sick over naming my art. This is so liberating.
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[10/?] (insp.)
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
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Director Rian Johnson and the cast of The Last Jedi photographed by Koury Angelo during the D23 Expo on July 15, 2017.
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I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.
And get free power for my castle by doing something super dumb like trying to save a demon.
I GUARANTEE that I would do something more stupid than that.
Quite possibly it’d be a result of thinking I was too sensible to do something that stupid. (I have this peculiar mix of arrogance and self-doubt going simultaneously most of the time.)
You have the choice. Sword or poison?
Angélique, Marquise des Anges (france, 1964)
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Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.
that was a religious experience
I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.
His little ears flopping in he wind
THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
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Just how small is Westeros?
OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST GIANTS????
John Macallan Swan (English, 1846 - 1910), The Piper, n.d., oil on panel, 12¼ x 18 in. (31.1 x 45.7 cm.)
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reblogged for the first gif in the set. look how damn cute he looks there! that awkward smile! so precious.
Someone give him a rom com plz
specifically:
–Emily Dickinson
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If depression was a musical
This is a bop
okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane
As someone currently in a show with Lauren, it was a delight to see this come across my dash. Honestly my friends are so funny and talented it’s obscene. (Also small plug for Solve It Squad - we open on Thursday!)
When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.
So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.
