Don't Kill My Vibe

Love, but only because I already have the money.

No, I'm free as a bird

Ew, as if I'd be at FIT. Public college? Seriously? I'm at Parsons

The ocean, one hundred percent. I look so much hotter in a bikini than a snowsuit. 

I have a lot of friends to choose from, but the best one would probably have to be Sebastian  

Thanks Brit! I already tried but my daddy said the Spotify people said no so I don’t know if it’s gonna be available. I can send you the mp3 though. It's a bit old school now but you'd still get to hear it (@talkwithbrittany)

10 Things I Hate About You, such a classic

Probably the $23,000 Cucculelli Shaheen gown that I bought for my dad's 60th birthday party.

F: Sam  M: Finn K: Puck (Sorry Puckerman, you just had stiff competition here) 

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Oh, I do. Maybe I should’ve specified a healthy marriage. I need sex in my relationships, otherwise what’s the point? You know I prefer to be myself.

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Separate beds is healthier than my mom murdering my dad for his snoring, she’s too pretty for prison. Needing sex like that just seems inconvenient. You should really learn to think with your brain sometime and not your other head.

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I think the fact that it’s Friday the 13th really plays a part in your misfortunes for the day. Good thing you have all of the money in the world to buy another Gucci skirt and go on like, 10 family trips for the year.

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I knew it! I’ll have to make sure I stay at home for the next one. My closet can’t be taking those risks. Well yeah but now I have nothing to do this weekend! Wait! What are you doing? Do you wanna hang out?

For real? That’d actually be so awesome. Could you imagine the looks on the other teams faces if we showed on to competitions in designer costumes? We’d just be coming from all angles. The look, the sound, everything. 

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Of course! What’s the point of having money if you can’t buy people stuff with it?! Besides, I’ve seen the state of the choir room and I might be able to claim it as a tax-free charitable donation to the poor and needy. No offence.

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You should sue that cleaners

My dad’s attorneys have banned me from trying to sue anyone else this month so unfortunately that option is off the table

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There’s nothing wrong with being a slut. For the sake of the game, fine, but I don’t think it’s really considered a marriage if we never sleep in the same bed.

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You do you, or whoever you want really.  Tell that to my parents, they haven’t shared a bed since I was six and they’re still married. You’d be lucky to be Mr Sugar Motta though, just for the record.