stars in his eyes

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Damn right it is. I’d have to start charging people for it at that point. As much as I love to hand out advice left and right like Halloween candy, I feel like I could make it a side hustle and make some serious coin. 

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I don’t know why but I could picture you as that girl in the Charlie Brown cartoons. With the sign and the coin jar where you pay for advice. 

Kurt: Maybe a little bit of one.

Kurt: I was going to make a a comment about knowing that you were watching the Browns right now since Blaine has football on. But I didn't want you to start talking about it.

And sweaters.

Hell yeah, sweaters are awesome. Nothing like a comfy sweatshirt on a cold morning.

This one's tough. Gotta be a toss up between fall and winter because I love football season and Thanksgiving but I also love snow and Christmas and stuff.

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I’m glad that you get what I mean. I think that you’re one of the people who knows me super well, so need to explain that to you. Throughout the years, my gut feeling has really helped me out as well as those around me. It’s a natural gift that I’m super thankful for.

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It’s definitely like a cool sixth sense thing. Can’t let too many people in on it though or we’re all gonna be asking for your advice on stuff. 

I have no idea, man. Like for realsies, I thought it was all cool until it wasn’t. I’ve been thinkin’ REAL hard trying to work it out… It gave me a headache. What are reasons you get fired for? 

Well what’d they tell you? I feel like it’s just like, nice to tell a person why they’re getting fired, right? 

Kurt: You're going to kill it.

Kurt: After all these years you're finally learning my sarcasm.

Finn: here's hoping

I think I just got… fired? Being sent home and told not to come back is totally fired, right? 

Dude. Hate to break it to you but yeah, that sounds like fired. What happened? 

Kurt: Well then, I consider this a challenge.

Kurt: Sure. I believe you :)

Finn: I was hoping you'd say that.

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Hearing that I was right about something is music to my ears. Cause we both know how much I hate being wrong. Plus, I read people well enough to know that more than half of the time, they’re gonna screw you over. Might as well take what I have to say to heart, even if they don’t want to hear it. 

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I think you’d be crazy if you liked being wrong. It’s like when people say they hate being sick. Like yeah everybody does. That’s an awesome skill to have. That gut feeling thing. 

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My patience is at nearly zero like, 99% of the time. But I get what you mean. You can’t rush perfection. I would say so, and if no one else is going to be that, then I have to step up. I like to think it makes it better. People don’t like to hear it at the time, but they always come back and thank me later.

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Yeah and that’s kind of the best thing. Hearing that you were right about stuff. Always so good. 

Kurt: That's awesome. Well. If you're still there when sectionals rolls around, definitely tell me the date.

Kurt: Are you sure? Because last time I looked in your closet...

Finn: I'll let you know. Santana already said she's gonna be the loudest one there.

Kurt: That's a good way to look at it. How are the kids this year? Are they excited? Find any new kids in the shower?

Kurt: ...okay that sounded bad. You know what I mean.

Finn: Yeah, they're excited. It's great because people actually wanna join it for once.

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I have no doubts that it will happen one day. Just have to be patient, which we all know I’m not very good at. Especially when I know when I’m good at something, I love to excel as fast as I can. I know I can be a pain in the ass when I give that tough love, but I wouldn’t be a good friend if I didn’t give you some. You know I have to be honest, brutally so sometimes.

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Patience is hard, I get it. It’s like you don’t wanna rush stuff but at the same time, it’s hard to not wanna get right to the established part. I mean hey, you have to have somebody like that in your life, I think. Makes it better. 

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That sounds perfect to me. ‘Cause you know I have those razorblades ready to go at all times. 

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I don’t doubt it. I never wanna be on the receiving end of those ever again. 

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I could, but that will take a bit of time. I’ve been there for a bit now, but I’m nowhere close to being at the level where I would need an assistant. One day, though. I’m striving to get there. Yeah, true. She used to make me want to pull out my hair but she’s one of my girls now, one of my family. I still like to give her a hard time sometimes. It wouldn’t be me if I didn’t. Of course, you’ve made strides in your life. A lot of our friends have, and that’s pretty dope to watch. 

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Totally gonna be one day. You know, dream big and everything. I think it’s pretty you to still wanna give everyone a hard time. It’s that tough love we all need sometimes.