in flagrante delicto

I wish smoking wasnt hot. But we cant all get what we want

best part of sex is when youre fucking someone who normally has your best interest in mind and you can see their concern for your wellbeing exit their body as they decide how theyre going to use you

unfortunately when it comes to sex I do genuinely care more about getting my partner off than getting myself off. like please god let me make you cum so hard you get dizzy

apparently “gets unfathomably wet while giving head” isn’t a “legitimate qualification for a job”

I'm not currently horny but I do want to do horny things right now. I have dubbed this feeling "oh fuck I NEED to suck dick right fucking nowwwwwwwwwww or else I'll die"

Me whenever I'm not giving head: this fucking sucks. I could be giving head rn

A sleepy creampie would be so great rn