Correct Spider-Man Quotes

Ben: He told us: he got a job.

May: What if he's selling drugs?

Ben: Well, if he is, he's doing a pretty good job of it.

"Heh! I'm joking! Honestly, I'm normal. Mostly. I think."

Spider-Man: You were choking me!

Digger: So?! The Rose says you killed us last time!

Spider-Man: No, no. I wore you out and you melted. There’s a distinction.

Digger: WE DID NOT GET WORN DOWN AND MELT!

Spider-Man: Whatever you say.

Peter: Heh. Heh heh.

Tombstone: Something funny?

Peter: It’s just that Spider-Man was telling me the other day how he doesn’t have a lot going on. How he’s been dying for something to do. So yeah, I’ll tell him youre coming.

Peter: And hes gonna love it.

Tombstone:

Tombstone: Youre a weird dude, Parker.

Spider-Man: Wait— Jonah?

Chance: Well... like, then.

Spider-Man: Ehhh...

“—What’s your big excuse now?!”

Fury: In that tube, I dunno. But you’ve been missing for two weeks.

Spider-Man: TWO WEEKS?!

Fury: Yeah.

Spider-Man: I do feel well rested... buuut I probably need to brush my teeth.

Superior Spider-Man: I... what, hard of hearing, too? I’m fulla wisecracks, hornedhead!

Daredevil: “Hornhead”!

Daredevil: I’m going on a date.

Spider-Man: With Black Cat?

Daredevil: No.

Spider-Man: I’ll do it.

Spider-Man: I like it when Captain America says that. Fills me with confidence. You, not so much.

Matt: I know Spider-Man, he’d be peeing his pants.

Criminal: What? You don’t... do that.

Spider-Man: I do. But it’s a secret. Because I’ve eaten everyone who knows about it.

Criminal: What?