The Spiderverse

Underneath that silly old feud of yours, you really like Spider-Man, don’t you, Johnny?

Yes, I guess I do, Dorrie! Or anyway...I did!

You’ve such a cute sense of humor, Petey! But how did your hair get so mussed?

It...eh...it’s pretty windy on the other side of the room!

If it’s a fight you want, I’ll show you that Spider-Man isn’t exactly a weakling! 

He can’t stop us all! Get ‘im! He’s only one guy! He—ughh!

Correction! I’m only one Spider-Man—that makes a big difference!

Look, Reed, there’s that swell-headed Spider-Man showing off for the public, as usual!!

We’d better not interfere! He’s a real lone wolf!

Keep runnin’! He can’t catch us all!

Yeah! He’s only one guy!

Confound it!! Don’t move so fast!!

Friendship is for weaklings! What I offer you is power! Together, we could rule the world!

So that was Spider-Man!! Hmm...I’d say he’s about 17...five foot ten inches...and, judging by the sounds of his pulse and heartbeat, in excellent health...

Spider-Man!! I might have known!!

Stop bragging! You mightn’t have known! You’re not smart enough!

He’s the greatest guy in the world! And he’s all heart! He performed at a  circus for charity last month! He won’t let his loyal fans down!

How can I ever be mad at a fella who feels that way about good ol’ Spidey...even though he hates Peter Parker?

Look at ol’ bookworm Parker!

Well, whaddya know!! Looks like the kids finally see the light!

Who invited that Human Matchstick to butt in?!! Get lost, Torch! This is a private party!!