Freckles. We should romanticize freckles.
freckles on dark skin. body freckles. unusually heavy freckles, freckles in random places. freckles!
someone in the notes said I'm just jealous of people who have skin

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Freckles. We should romanticize freckles.
freckles on dark skin. body freckles. unusually heavy freckles, freckles in random places. freckles!
someone in the notes said I'm just jealous of people who have skin

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it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that âthis post may contain reddit and americanâ was the funny post I was like wtf why canât I reblog this
Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific
because I hate americans and redditors next question
Donât wanna be an American Redditor
god i hate tumblr on mobile so fuckin much
sorry Phil canât come to the phone right now. why? cause heâs a burrito

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Love that video, very threatened by that pillow
@amazingphil
oh dear, iâve just looked at my profile. it seems i havenât been back on here in at least a year and iâve joined a lot of fandoms since then too
ive missed tumblr. canât even remember the last time iâve been on here
of course, if my parents found out i was on here again, i would be killed instantly. but they donât need to know
ive missed tumblr. canât even remember the last time iâve been on here
me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesnât like relationships that much
stupid brain:

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Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil
I just⌠love her⌠so much we donât deserve her
When youâve got low self esteem and are having a bad day
Important update:
Another update:
me: ugh i hate clichĂŠs
the plot: and then they find out that the character everyone thought had died holding off the enemy forces after helping the heroes escape was actually captured by the villain and has been alive this whole time
me, crying: omg they were alive the whole time
the plot: but it turns out they were tortured and brainwashed or mind controlled by the villain to forget their friends and see them as the enemy, so now their friends are forced to fight them in a tense and heartbreaking battle where both sides knows each other's fighting styles and weaknesses but are nonetheless unequally matched because only one of them is fighting to kill
me: *leaning forward excitedly* go on
the plot: unable to hold their brainwashed friend back indefinitely without having to hurt them, the hero chooses to throw their weapon aside in a last-ditch attempt to snap them out of it, saying something like "i know you're still in there somewhere. you can fight this" or "you would never hurt me" or repeating a joke or catchphrase they both shared through their tears and despite their injuries, tenderly cupping their friends' cheek with their free hand as they pin them to the ground and draw back in preparation to make the killing blow
me: *physically gripping the edge of my seat*
the plot: something in their expression changes, recognition and horror and self-loathing filling the blankness, but their face quickly hardens again and they bring their weapon down on the person they love as the villain laughs - only to change the direction of their attack at the last moment and deal the villain a mortal wound while they're exposed
me:
...may I suggest an angsty version?? They only break free after they've stabbed their friend/can't stop themselves in time
YOU MAY NOT
MY FAVOURITEÂ trope is theÂ
âleave all your weaponsâ *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*
and then
âi said ALL of themâ
*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*
And then *stern look*
*pulls out one more tiny pistol*
Take care of yourself, @amazingphil

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a helpful tutorial
I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this âhelpfulâ guide.
I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub⌠@neil-gaiman can you confirm?
This is even better than the people trying to get Good Omens cancelled on Netflix. I might confirm it when I stop laughing.
I have been thinking about this scene a lot and while I appreciate the OPâs version as well as the very fine illustration, I canât help but slightly disagree. I have always seen Crowley stand at the foot edge of the tub, raise his arms dramatically, falling backward in slow motion with an evil grin on his face, making a massive splash like the dramatic bitch that he is. It took a minor miracle to not get his socks wet, but it was worth it. Now I need an illustration of the entry I described for comparisonâŚ. for science of course.
a comparison! (for science, of course)
âŚokay, but can we consider this option? for arguments sake?
ignore that i ordered it backwards
I imagined a lot of things while we were making Good Omens. I never ever once imagined this thread.
Ok, but what if his entry was rather moreâŚ. serpentine???
Still the BEST post ever.
Considering that Crowleyâs a supernatural being, the more urgent question is how DT got into the bath without getting his socks wet.