She's a Little Weird

him accidentally saying i love you while he’s balls deep but he really really really means it

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

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about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

genuinely cant cum when theres bald pussy i just cant . girl where is the hair on your asshole at least like

if you’re a man dating a bi woman, u gotta understand she chose YOU over a woman. have u seen women? exactly. start stepping the fuck up or you’re gonna be counting your days lmaoooooooo

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

nothing sluttier than a man with nerdy glasses on a stupidly handsome face.

Having a yaoi obsession as a girl is kinda like chicken pox. You need to get exposed to it early (sasunaru and other such strains) or else you end up as a grown woman behaving very weirdly about the actors from heated rivalry