the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

your nudes are child pornography 

people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography

you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 

The law won’t give a shit even if you are above ‘the age of consent’. You are still a minor. It is still illegal. 

You will get yourself in deep shit and, if you have lied to or mislead the adult who receives your nudes, you will get them in deep shit when they did not even do anything malicious. It’s not just your life you could ruin. 

There are so many things for which Ross is underestimated. One of them being the lovely way he created a personal Space Camp for Sarah in “The One Where Rachel Quits” (3x10). Everytime I watch that episode I can’t help but thinking how sweet he is.

I know that later in the show he became a little bit obsessive and jealous and his charachter changed a lot, but Ross was always the most caring of the Friends. He always did these little things to make all of them happy.

Like when he gave up his chance to appear on Discovery Channel to stay home and help Rachel in “The One with a Chick and a Duck” (3x21).

Or when he let Rachel win at Poker in “The One with All the Poker” (1x18).

Or when he escorted Carol to the altar after her parents told her that they were not fine about her decision to marry Susan. And then he also danced with Susan at the wedding ceremony…So sweet. (2x11)

Or when he gave money to his sister without asking anything in return in “The One with the Prom Video” (2x14).

Do we need to mention the time Ross gave his Frankie says relax t-shirt back to Rachel? That is one of the sweetest moments in all the ten seasons of Friends. Classic Ross, as Parker would say. (3x19)

Or when he took off his coat at the Museum to sit with Joey, because he cared more about his friend than about stupid divisions between “people in white coats and people in blue blazers” (4x11).

Or when he makes Rachel happy and decided to get out with Emily (even if he doesn’t want to) when she wants to date Joshua (4x14). Incidentally, that’s how Ross ends up meeting his second wife, so it’s totally Rachel’s fault…

Or when he decided not to date anymore just to calm Rachel in “The One with the Cooking Class” (8x21) [ahw *_*, my lobsters].

Or when he made the bike as a gift to Phoebe in “The One with All the Candy” (7x09). [Seriously, do you realize how much lovely that was???!!!]

Again about Phoebe, when he decided to stop playing his music to let Phoebe play again (4x07). Phoebe didn’t want to play anymore because of Ross’s talent (XD), so he made her believe that he’d lost it to convince her to play again. Isn’t that a sign of true friendship?

And when he DID find Sting’s tickets for Phoebe?! [Rosss caaaaan!] (8x10)

Or when he accepted Rachel’s confession that she still loved him, even if he was already married. He behaved so lovely towards her, making her feeling respected and understood, like a real friend. Maybe because he knew so well what she was going through in that moment. Probably also because he knew that he still felt something for her too, but that he was married to Emily. [That is what the thing is.] (5x02).

As usual, whenever Rachel calls, Ross answers. Even when they are “just friends”. She asks him not to go out with Jill because the idea freaks her out, and he immediately obeys. So caring. (6x14)

Or when he spoke with Joey about his feelings for Rachel and encouraged him to tell her how he felt. Ross was hurting, and he was afraid that Rachel could reciprocate Joey’s feelings, but he knew that if she was gonna end up with somebody else, she couldn’t find a better guy. I just love Ross in that episode (8x16).

I also love the way he helped Joey by giving him all those Art lessons to impress Charlie, even if he really liked her. And later he also convinced Charlie that Joey was worth a shot. (9x21)

Or when he realized that, even if he felt terrible about it, he really needed to let Joey and Rachel be together. I really loved his conversation with Joey, it shows how much he cares about his friendship with Joey and Rachel’s happiness. [Joey: Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you’re not okay with it. Ross: No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be.] (10x02)

Or when he tried to convince Rachel to fight her fear of the swings in “The One with the Home Study” (10x7).

Or when he finally made peace with himself and understood that Rachel wanted to go to Paris and he couldn’t do anything to stop her. He knew that he couldn’t live without her, but he stopped being selfish and helped her to decide that leaving for Paris was what she really wanted. (10x15)

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home: