The light and the half light

There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2025. But in case someone needs to hear this... it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.

Not dead yet

This one is always worth reposting. Telegram sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929.

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

You can say you don’t like when dogs jump on you in public and there will be dog owners out there who want you to die

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve

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