btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

personally i don’t think you should be allowed to all sexy about cannibalism if you can’t Also handle rape and incest themes in fiction but that’s Me

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

i got jumped on google docs

being a pervert about concepts is awesome. i don't even have to be naked just put me in a situation.

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications