#zweihundo

Hajime: That's... definitely not the phrase.

Matsuda: Has he taken his meds? Did anyone see him take his meds? Yes? Then you're a dumbass, Komaeda.

Makoto: How... how would doing that... even be a thing that's possible?

Kokichi: Oh sweet summer child.

Yasuke: Fluff-brained twink.

Hajime: I barely even like the guy.

Kokichi: I can't stand him!

Kazuichi: Yeah, he's a creepy freak.

Kokichi: Ohhhh. >:3

Izuru, Yasuke & Hajime, simultaneously: HOW

Yasuke: FUCKING

Izuru, Yasuke & Hajime, simultaneously: DARE YOU SPEAK THAT WAY ABOUT NAGITO KOMAEDA.

Kokichi: Someone's in 🎵 trouble 🎵. >:3

Kazuichi: GAAAAH! WHERE'D YOU GET THE GIANT HAMMER?!

Izuru: I believe I know him better than you.

Fuyuhiko: No fuckin' way. You only joined our class last month. We've had to live with him for two years.

Kazuichi: Two long years.

Izuru: Irrelevant. You never bothered learning anything about him.

Fuyuhiko: I know he likes, uh, hope.

Kazuichi: I know he's weird and never eats lunch.

Fuyuhiko: And he's got a creepy smile. That's five facts.

Kazuichi: Four.

Fuyuhiko: Four! Unlucky number! That proves he's creepy!

Izuru:

Izuru: I know him better than you do.

Fuyuhiko: That sounds like betting talk.

Izuru: It was not, but if you wish to go up against Ultimate Gambler...

Kazuichi: N-no thanks. I like keepin' my money.

Fuyuhiko: Fuckin' coward.

Izuru: We shall predict his behaviour.

Fuyuhiko: You're on.

Izuru: I am going to give him something. He will return it immediately.

Fuyuhiko: Ha, no way. If YOU gave him anything, even a candy wrapper, he'd stick it in his stalker shrine at home and pray to it for hope.

Kazuichi: Probably sleep with it.

Izuru: Like you with your car?

Kazuichi: I DO NOT SLEEP WITH MY CAR!!!!

Izuru: But you came in this morning with oil smea--

Fuyuhiko: (shut up shut up you bastards he's comin')

Izuru: (Prepare to lose.)

Nagito: Ah! I'm sorry if my presence has interrupted the beautiful Ultimates in their beautiful discourse. I'll leave at onc--

Izuru: *kiss*

Nagito: Oh my, looks like someone enjoyed our date~!

Nagito: *kisses back*

Kazuichi: *screams*

Fuyuhiko: You guys are DATIN'?!

Izuru: I told you. You do not know anything about him at all.

Nagito: D... did I embarrass the Ultimate Hope by being so trashy as to approach him in public...?

Izuru: I lack emotions such as embarrassment.

Nagito: 😄✨

Izuru: One thing makes my joyless life worth living.

Makoto: 😃🍀

Izuru: Two things make my joyless life worth living.

Kokichi: 😁😈

Izuru: Two things make my joyless life worth living.

ID and source under the cut.