#oumaeda

* This drawing is for Keech's birthday, but is a few days early (like a week, almost) - I wanted to post it so I wouldn't keep picking at it and screw it up, probably.

I decided to draw them in their formalwear for a few reasons:

The Kreecher's birthday ♡

I like them

It's been a while (like a year? Or longer?) since I drew them wearing their fancy clothes ⊙ v ⊙

I decided to draw them wrestling because:

I wrote it happening a bunch of times so it's morgue canon, but never drew it because drawing sucks and is difficult.

I guess you can't really compare them, since this wasn't a redraw? But anyway, here's the last time I drew them wearing their formal outfits (they still look like they're going to prom, only now they're wrestling in that stuff instead of just standing there awkwardly)

I dunno what you're talkin' about, Candy Buttons. Have you got that arrest warrant yet or not?

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Fiiiiine, I'll spill! If it's that important to ya, sheesh!

I can't ask him for a hug because he'll respond in one of two ways.

They both suck, by the way.

He'll either make a point to ask me if it was an order - that makes me feel gross, sounding like I'm commanding my servant to hug me.

The other one, he'll start trembling and saying things like "You want a hug from me? I'm so excited, I hope I won't ruin everything for you - you'll be so close to me, master!"

Crap like that! Makin' it strange!

I also can't hug him unprompted because I have to check his hands first!

This one might be my own issues, but still feels like due diligence.

Not because I'm afraid he'll hurt me, obviously... I have to make sure he doesn't have some bastardly trick hidden up his sleeve to use against himself.

Like... Just tossin' this out there... He might have a pocketknife or something, right? Then with some scarecrow bastard sleight of hand trick, position it without me noticing... Using my body pressing against him to gut himself like a fish.

You can imagine him doing something like that, right? I'm not just being paranoid here..?

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I won't let him force me to break my no direct killing rule!