May 10
Bucket list
Mop bucket in the hall cupboard
Bucket I made from cherry wood while bored
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Bucket list
Mop bucket in the hall cupboard
Bucket I made from cherry wood while bored
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kmhn week 2023 yayayay
day 1: pre-despair (based on I cant take you anywhere)
day 2: despair
day 3: ingame
day 4: au (I just had to take the opportunity to make something for ikct again)
day 5: 2.5 ova
day 6 + 7: postgame + domestic
btw if you want me to draw danganronpa stuff for you head on down to my art request blog I havent gotten any asks yet. ooo you want to so bad ooo
Hey, is there anyone who’s read Izuru Kamukura’s Cuddly Toy who knows enough Tv Tropes tropes to compile, like, a list of tropes that appear in the fic and where they appear? I wanna work on a Tv Tropes page for the fic but I don’t think I have the attention span to go through all the tropes on the site while also completely rereading to then compile a list and make a complete page. I can do the editing myself, I just need a list
AITA for talking "excessively" about my boyfriend?
I (1nb) have been told by friends (18-19 various) that I talk about my boyfriend (19m, perfect) too much.
Background: I was constructed in a lab and left after everyone working there was murdered. My boyfriend is the best boy in every possible universe. He is brilliant, beautiful [image gallery], soft, devoted, passionate, enthusiastic, patient, textured, understanding, of moderate volume, cheerful, reassuring, calming, happy, easily flustered, naughty, arrogant, mischievous, meddlesome, cheeky, sexually voracious, manipulative, needy, and a feast for all the senses including proprioception. He is perfect. I have further necessary background to supply, but character limit.
Here is where the issue arises: apart from trains, memetics, dogs, space, and other minor interests, I do not care to talk about anything other than my boyfriend. His friends, some of whom like me, have mentioned that I talk about him "excessively". They say this even after, in response to their comments, I instated a policy that 49% of the things I talk about do not involve my boyfriend, or include him only tangentially. I have shown them charts documenting my successful adherence to this policy. Responses have varied but include "I might've guessed you'd take a systematic approach, Izuru", "I'st tune you out, to be honest" and "that's only, like, a third".
I do not wish to find new friends because strangers are frightening unless my boyfriend is with me.
(In case you are wondering, I make up the deficit by telling my stuffed tiger and lion about him late at night.)
Give me your anus rating now so that I might make further policy decisions.
The love songs are wrong. Love is not a galloping blaze. It is a light in a window. It is the glow of a banked hearth.
But you have been freezing and starved for your entire life.
One can become bestial for the hestial, especially when one is secretly a large and stripy cat.
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Kokichi: It's only a French kiss if it's from the Baiser region of France. Everything else is just sparkling tongue scissoring.
Izuru: The word baiser is actually used--
Kokichi: To mean kiss.
Izuru: Historically, yes, but colloq--
Kokichi: Pas devant les bottoms.
Shuichi: I can guess what you're saying, you know!
Nagito: Yes, the hand gestures help.
bucket list
fucked by big-titty hot guys nasty style
see absolute hope
oh gods i just found this page fallen behind the dresser. how long ago was this? i was... not in the best headspace back then. funnily enough, both entries on this 'list' can be considered achieved! i guess i did my fair share of the first before i managed the second, which i'm not proud of, but... well, it turns out absolute hope IS, in fact, a hot guy-analogue! he's also extremely cute and perfect! and gives me cute nicknames! and makes me breakfast in bed. :) even the whole 'bucket' side of things is a lot less pressing now than it used to be, thanks to his incredible talents! i suppose i should think of some new entries for this list, now it seems i'm going to have the chance to do them...
"Nagito Komaeda."
"Well, anyway..."
"The answer is Nagito Komaeda."
Fuyuhiko sighed. Pinched the bridge of his nose. "Izuru, the question was what am I supposed to tell my men about the giant cake in the middle of our heavily guarded compound that no witnesses saw how it got there."
"That," said Izuru, "is a boring question. Come up with a better one and I will answer that."
"Is the answer gonna be--"
"Yes, it will be Nagito Komaeda."
"He can't even cook. Nobody's gonna believe it was him."
"He cooks like an angel."
"Do angels even eat?!"
"It is a castella variant with matcha."
"You sure know a lot about this mystery cake."
"I can smell it on you," said Izuru without wavering in the slightest.