#zimbits wedding

Jack starts his wedding vows with a dead serious “Bits. Thanks for coming.”

if Bitty DOES have Lards as his best man, and Jack is obviously gonna pick Shits, we can talk all day about how epic the reception is gonna be but can you IMAGINE the jokes they’ll make about how “it’s tradition for the best man to sleep with the maid of honor”

(thought up because of this post - http://thehockeyhaus.tumblr.com/post/162471727623/au-where-bitty-watches-say-yes-to-the-dress ) So, TLC has various wedding based shows, and if I remember correctly they have a Say Yes to the Dress for Bridesmaids. Bitty has always wanted to go to the Atlanta store, so when it comes time for him and Jack to get married, he begs Lardo, Cait, and one of his cousins he is close to to go there. Since he is Eric Bittle, famous YouTuber, and he's marrying Jack Zimmermann, hockey legend, it's not hard for him to get onto the show. Bitty has his wedding theme and all, but he knows each girl is so unique and wants them to have their own dresses, although he wants each to have some silver on it. On the episode, they have the epic love story, some clips from Bitty's channel and interviews with Jack. They also show Bitty trying on several different tuxes. (I have strong feelings that the wedding will be soooo grand, but the guest list won't be like super long cause Bitty does just want it to be people they love and care about and not like his third aunt twice removed) (but also this does mean like all of the Falconers, people who have been traded, random hockey legends, a lot of smh team members from their combined time there, some of the volleyball team, some YouTubers Bitty is friends with, and they do have lots of relatives who love them so it's not *small*) There's great banter and chatting between the girls and also the people who work there. Everyone loves Bitty and the girls all find amazing dresses that fit them well. Bitty talks about the episode on his YouTube channel, the episode does have a small clip of their wedding included, and the episode also kinda advertises Bitty's YouTube channel, where everyone can see more of the wedding, so both gain views from each other. It's just really good and Jack and Bitty just look so in love when they see each other. (I image a place with three aisles or two and they each walk down at the same time ok)

So. Jack is hella rich. Which means at their wedding, he and Bitty hire live musicians. Which leads me to conclude their first dance is to something like this: https://youtu.be/6fAK0MHs4xE

The best part about Shitty’s Best Man speech will not be the number of times he calls Jack “this fuckin’ beaut”, it’ll be the number of times the collected guests nod their heads in agreement when he does.