#zilf

Actually, no, this is more than a fan theory. I need to know:

Does there exist any deleted scene or earlier draft script that confirms that I'm not crazy?

Madison is a zombie, right? I mean, throughout the whole movie!

She needs to stay refrigerated to stay fresh. The cold also keeps her brain fresh, and it cools her hunger by slowing her metabolism.

The movie starts out establishing that there are different types of zombie and specifically dumber and smarter ones, setting us up for an unexpectedly smart one.

She's constantly made into just a pun about how she's stupid, mirroring the Homer-type zombies' use throughout the movie.

When she starts feeling unwell, she specifically attributes it to being too hot after being used to hide in the refrigerator. And when she returns it's in a vehicle with a refrigerator, which is directly pointed out in her dialog.

All of that was left in the movie. At some point during production they only scrapped the reveal.

So @thefoodwiththedood Is starting up a new shared Rebel Cell RP thing, much like the Devaron’s Angels project, which I loved the bejesus out of.  This is Sister Castitas, leader of the Exemplars of Alderbathe, which is 100% a cult, situated on the icy moon of a black gas giant planet (that I have promised not to constantly make Public Enemy jokes about). I wanted to play around with the theme of desperate times leading you to work with people who would not necessarily be your first choice. The cult has some not-insignificant assets to offer the rebellion: a worrying amount of guns, a hive of abandoned mining tunnels, snippets of troublingly good intel, a well-established relationship with local smugglers, and a population that never, under any circumstances, speaks to outside authorities. And all they want from you is a seat at the table when you’re drafting the new rules. Nothing, you know, ominous. Also I liked the idea of a long black veil off a crown of horns. 

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