I Love Zonk Bagland

my brain: my name is zak bagans..lead investigator of the ghost adventures crew….i never believed in ghosts until i came face 2 face with one……(u wanted us, u got us) so i set out on a quest to capture what i once saw onto video…….(go! go!) with no big camera crews following us around…i am joined only by my fellow investigators nick groff & aaron goodwin……..the 3 of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations…where we will spend an entire night being locked down from dusk…………………until dawn….(u have reached ur final destination — hell.) raw…..(stop!!!) extreme……..(holy *bleep* ! stop! stop runniNg!!!) these r our ghost adventures……………

Its been a long time.

Rock hard you say?

Thats hard to believe

I make your ass pay

And rip out your weave.

You cant even spell

Because youre thirteen

So crawl back into zoink’s asshole

I said what I said

My dick size is huge

So what I’m thirteen?

Ebeneezer scrooge

You’re right about zart,

His inner ass is lit

I’d tell you to join me

Its been a long time.