#zhuilingyi

Like its babysitting except husband Edition. And I’m not talking about play dates, I’m talking about dumping them on their best friends place and then leaving after a lot of kisses goodbye. No warning before [ for some ].

All the best friends in MXTX would do that, Cuase so many of them are possessive, and what to do with your husband if I need to go on a trip he can’t go on? Well I trust one person besides him and he’s always available for me.

imma name my favorites:

Lan Wangji- appears inside the heavenly realm, how can he enter? No knows: His royal highness the crown prince; here is Wei Wuxian, I must attend to a meeting that he has been banned from so I trust him in your aid. Here is a pouch with his favorite foods for the week as I do not trust you with cooking like last time.

Xie Lian: Ah yes, San lang will love his adoptive brothers company.

* lan wangji places Wei wuxian down on the floor from his perch on his shoulder, hands him a bunny, gives him a kiss, and leaves the palace *

Hua Cheng- uses the teleportation array very casually to the Black water demon lair: I hear Pei Xiu is liked by my Gege, take care of him.

He Xuan- currently helping himself to his tenth helping of Pei Xiu’s food: fuck off.

* he still gestures to leave him sitting next to Pei Xiu who is already chatting with Xie Lian *

Yue Qingyuan- has already sent a message for his arrival to the cloud recess: Sect leader Lan, I hope this didn’t inconvenience you, I cannot leave Xiao Jiu on the mountain without me alone, I hope that sect leader Jin is also available.

Lan Xichen- currently in mountains of paperwork: it was no issue peak lord Yue, I believe our foxes will have a great time together! I’ll make sure they don’t get into any trouble.

* Yue Qingyuan puts down a screaming,biting, and horny [ he loves to be manhandled ] Shen Jiu, and he immediately scampers to where Jin Guangyao is already planning evil plots *

Luo Binghe- breaks down the front doors of the northern palace to be dramatic: Mobei-Jun. I must find an amulet. take care my wonderful shizun <3. Shang Qinghua, entertain shizun.

Shang Qinghua- waking up from his paperwork: wha-

* Luo Binghe leaves through a portal before he finishes *

Gongyi Xiao- sent a message through a fish he was gifted: Martal God Pei Xiu! * bows * thank you so much for agreeing to take care of him, I don’t ever want him alone again!

Pei Xiu- a grumbling He Xuan in the background as he’s handed a snake form Zhushi-lang: of course Gongyi, I always be honored to have him, he’s a joy to He Xuan.

* Zhushi-lang turns into his human form and Gongyi Xiao starts kissing and hugging him for about ten minutes until he Xuan kicks him out *

Lan Jingyi and Lan Sizhui- in a meeting place somewhere near the cloud recess: thank you Martial gods of the south for agreeing to making some time for Jin ling/Young Mistress! He was banned from our night hunt area due to… reasons, and Jin Guangyao is tending to the sect now.

Feng Xin- giving a smug look at Mu Qing: my pleasure, I always want to help out you kids.

* A Excited Digusted Mu Qing picks up Jin ling who is screaming curses like a banshee with Lan Jingyi snickering in the background *

The Poly Ship of the Day is:

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[CLICK] A dingy house. A table stands in the middle, covered with paper sheets. A single window on the wall is covered by a thick, dark curtain. It shifts, softly, a gentle breeze coming through. The window has no panes. The wind comes inside, and the papers on the table fly onto the floor, like pale stains on the hard-wooden floor. Paper rustles. The wind howls loudly outside the house, and the door shivers in place with a rattle. SIZHUI appears in front of the camera. His face is pale, tinged green by the night vision, but the shadows under his eyes are deep, like black wounds. His hair, barely visible in front of the curtain, is disheveled and a little dirty. He takes a deep breath.

Written for Into the Woods: a Mo Dao Zu Shi Horror Zine!

Junior Quartet | Mo Dao Zu Shi 29-03-2021

[#mdzsjuniors - nsfw-ish]  

Somehow got this from another thread yesterday: oyz is the most "knowledgeable" about sex and romance. Then it made me wanna rank them:

1- OYZ: a romantic who reads a lot of romance novels, which some do get rather graphic and are even illustrated. He theoretically knows more than the basics, despite having never done anything himself. He would totally be the one his bf turns to they want to know what to do so they do it correctly.  

2- LSZ: this sweet and seemingly innocent bean always surprise them when he knows about such things. None of his bf are sure /where/ he learned all this (probably asked wwx, lwj or with some books), he simply tells them he wanted to make sure that he would never hurt his partner in the future because he didn't know how to do it well.  

3- LJY: knows some things out of just being told how babies are made (for real, no metaphor!) And by very unfortunately stumbling onto interesting documents wwx had left all messed up with his other documents. There are things he also wishes he had never heard or noticed.  

4- JL: never really had the time nor the interest to learn more than just how baby a really made. Jgy was often too busy to ever even think of having such a talk, where jc had his own problems and had never thought to talk about such thing with him, probably assuming jgy did. He tries to hide his lack of knowledge until he realises none of his bf will mock him for not knowing, they will learn with him as it goes.

The first one was with wangxian

The first adaptation of mdzs that I consumed was the manhua, once I caught up with the manhua I watched the two seasons of the donghua that were on youtube, then I read the novel, and then I watched the third season of the donghua on wetv (I haven't got to see the untamed), well, when I was starting the novel, I had a kind of obsession with wangxian (in which I came to read practically all the wangxian fanfics in Spanish on wattpad), during this era I also really liked wwx I mean, I still like him, but before he was even my favorite character

The second was the xicheng era

I discovered the ship because it used to be a secondary ship in many wangxian fanfics, and since when I finished the novel jc became my favorite character and I wanted to read things about him and his dynamic with lx was smth i liked a lot, XiCheng was my god for a while

The third was the era of allcheng

In this era I just decided that it was fair and reasonable for everyone to want to fuck jc.

The fourth was the era of zhuiling

I also discovered zhuiling for being a secondary ship in other fanfics, the only thing I thought about was "oh god they are adorable" and I melted with tenderness with some soft fic

Zhuiling opened the door for the era of zhuilingyi hot

yes, hot, why? Well, I got to read junior trio porn, it's that simple (if it consisted of ls and lj giving jl love, even better)

The sixth era was lingyi

It was when I became obsessed with that dynamic of constantly fighting but worrying about the other.

Number 7, xicheng (but with dark lx)

dark lan xichen fucking jc was my only thought for days, with that i tell you everything

The last one that really lasted me a long time was xiancheng/chengxian (mostly xiancheng for me)

with this ship everything was angst and porn, angst and porn, and sometimes something soft, only sometimes

Fandom(s): 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Relationship(s): Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán/Lán Jǐngyí/Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán/Lán Jǐngyí, Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán/Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Lán Jǐngyí/Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī

Archive Warning(s): No Archive Warnings Apply

Series: The Fourth Wall Drabbles

Summary: If the Cloud Recesses were mesmerizing to Lan Sizhui, who had grown up there, then he should have expected it to be even more so for Jin Ling, who had never seen the place before this day.

Jin Ling: Why, did he tell you how to escape caves?