Akatsuki head cannons pt.2 I guess. SIGH (Can you tell I donโt want to do this haha..thereโs gonna be a part three because I cannot anymore I am actually going insane)
Deidara( PAPI IM CUMMING AHHHHHHH)
โข Borderline autistic itโs so bad omg
โขHe is an ass man guys sigh..I donโt make the rules๐ซ
โขWhenever he forgets about his hand mouths and reaches for things sometimes they will unconsciously lick it wether it be a piece of clay, his clothes, or my buttcheeks
โขHas gotten lice twice in his life and it genuinely left him scarred for the rest of us life
โขWould love a unique looking partner (Big bug eyes, vitiligo, interestingly shaped scar, freckles, just beautiful things people call abnormalities)
โขHe has a very noticeable pimple he gets occasionally every year in the middle of October and he can never do anything about it.
NSFW can you tell I made this at 11pm
โขLike I said before ass man urs will be filled with hand marks, bites, hickeys. The works
โขCries when he cums like yes sexy submissive beta
โขYou know how women are always told that their virginity is scared, he always thought that applied to him too so he waited till he found the one (me)
โขPretty loud always gets told to shut the fuck ip
โขActually the sweetest omg
โขHeโs abnormally huge so he doesnโt really fit in your favorite cafeโs little petite chairs so he opts to sit on the floor and the old grandma who owns there place adores him.
โขHates hates hates liars thatโs his thing, honesty he does not mess with liars
โขProbably a face guy you know he likes your face he likes how it looks
โขHis body is really cold like he just genuinely is he doesnโt know why
โขIt will not fit unless you are really determined to make it fit๐
โขSo slow with it than turns rough like yes big papa daddy likey
โขSize kink ur best friend
Zetsu ( it look me 4 tries to write its name)
โขHe doesnโt like you he wants to eat you
โขWill probably become used to your presence though and his hunger maybe will calm down after a while
โขLikes peopleโs symmetry for obvious reasons
โขA slow blinker itโs so bad and the white one blinks first and then the black one
โขUhm..takes it up the buttwhole ig??
โขNo but actually it is dual colored
โขhas a weird fascination with your flaps like he will shake his finger between them to watch them move
โขFairly okay stamina will need to take a few second breaks between them