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The series is celebrating it's 60th anniversary this year.

Can you please do Killian, Jeremy and Landon with a reader that finds their Psychotic behaviour hot like "I killed someone for you" And reader is like 😍😍

Have a great day twin 💙💙

Byee!!

CRAZY FOR PSYCHOS!

Summary: your boyfriend is the textbook definition of insane but turns out you’re really into it and you may just be as psychotic as he is.

SMAU included

Warnings: possessive//obsessive behaviour//violence//overprotective//jealousy//red-flag lovers//smutty//blood kink//kn*fe kink//g*n kink

Reader: GN!Reader (any pronouns)

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KILLIAN CARSON

“OH BABY YOU’RE PERFECT FOR ME”

If he wasn’t down bad for you before, he is now.

Killian gets so turned on whenever you match his freak, especially after fights in the arena.

he thought his jealousy was bad, yours is even worse. If you ever go as far to get into a physical fight for him, he’d lick your fresh wounds and suck on your blood like a vampire.

The hickey over your injury hurts but the two of you couldn’t care less.

Gareth judges the two of you. He’s constantly side-eying whenever you guys get touchy and freaky in front of him.

Killian gets touchy with you on purpose now. Just to see his brothers ‘tired of this shit’ expression.

For your two year anniversary, you bought him a necklace with your blood.

Killian thought it was the sweetest (sexiest) thing anyone had ever done for him.

Told all his friends about it…probably not the most normal thing to gloat about.

Asking Killian to use a pocket kn*fe during sex was probably the best decision of your life. He enjoys slowly dragging it across your skin, watching intensely at your sensitive reactions.

Craves his initials onto your thighs all the damn time. Anytime it heals, he craves it again.

Just take it as a sign to tattoo it on your thigh.

Overall, Killian feels as though God has finally done one good thing in his life. He doesn’t have to pretend to be someone else with you, he doesn’t have to wear the facade everyone’s forced him to wear and for the first time in his life, he doesn’t hate not being normal.

You’re the only person who doesn’t look at him with disgust, fear or disdain.

He told you about his father calling him “defective” and a “monster” and when you offer your oh so comforting words, Killian’s ready to propose to you on the spot.

You’re everything he’s dreamed of and he’s not afraid to remind you of that fact for the rest of your life together.

JEREMY VOLKOV

“MY LITTLE DARLING MONSTER”

He once found a tiny shrine you made of him and never let you live it down.

Mentions it during sex to get him even more riled up than he already is.

Jeremy does get shocked everytime you get freaky with him because sometimes you catch him off guard 😭

“You’re so hot if you wanted to kidnap me, I’d let you.”

Cue Jeremy’s once in a million jaw dropping expression.

The more he discovers about you the more he wants you so bad.

For his birthday, your tattooed his name on your chest and you’ve never seen him fold so fast then he did that day.

Literally abandoned his own party to fuck you that entire night.

He’s already obsessed with you but if you're a motorcycle freak times his obsession by 50.

By this point, he'd burn the entire world if you asked.

He likes that you’re not as “innocent” as others, considering if you marry, you’ll definitely be involved in “business”.

When you guys first met, you thought it was attractive that he was stalking you.

He bugged your car, snuck into your room at odd hours and practically forced himself into your life. To you, it just screamed “attentive hot husband material”.

Jeremy was basically your dark romance dream boat.

Annika LOVES you so much. The whole psycho x psycho thing you guys got on is just so cute to her. She was happy that her brother found someone that suited him best.

You're the person she goes to whenever she needs Jeremy off her back.

The whole stalking situation actually goes both ways.

Sometimes on your day off instead of catching up on work, you spend it staring at your tracking app, watching where Jeremy is and how long he’s been there.

—Why have you been at that café for so long?— Jeremy stared at the text message with an amused look, of fucking course you were stalking him. He adjusted slightly in his chair, pants suddenly feeling uncomfortable. Shit it was so hot when you did that.

He once fucked you with his gun due to his jealousy and now it’s become a common occurrence during sex.

Jeremy adores the common traits the two of you share, it makes you so much more attractive to him.

You can never be too much for him.

Another perfect pairing.

LANDON KING

“YOU’RE SO CRAZY IT’S MAKING ME SO HARD”

Like Jeremy, You honestly surprise him every now and then, especially since he’s not used to someone being just as crazy as he is.

He really loves that you guys are on the same page though, It fuels his ‘delusion’ that you're his soulmate.

Nicknames you crazy in whatever language you speak.

He includes you in all his insane plans because he knows you can handle it and be his little “cheerleader”.

Dubs you as the queen/king of the elite. (Eli highkey mocks you about it 😭)

Glyndon initially worried about your safety with Landon as she always viewed you as ‘much too soft’ but after witnessing you laugh like a manic when Lan beat someone up, she knew you were safe.

Landon’s entire family questions your sanity.

Levi cannot believe that another one of his children is dating a psychopath. The moment Lan brings you home, Levi is preparing to have another ritual to ward off whatever evil force is cursing his children. (He loves you Dw and you’re definitely his favourite amongst the other partners)

You’re the main person who encourages all of his schemes.

Heathens and Serpents blame you for letting him go rouge 😭 oops you’re now public enemy #1

Seems like that title belongs to the two of you now.

You and Landon fucking love it though. It’s like you’re matching but instead of pfps it’s your enemies.

Rage-baiting duo #2 No one is safe around you guys.

“I’d kill for you, King.” Landon tilts his head with a smirk, eyes lighting up at your words. He wrapped his arms around your waist and laid soft kisses down your neck, you could feel his bulge rubbing against you.

Seems like he liked (loved) that statement.

Landon would definitely bottom for you if you asked. Just once though.

You're exactly his type. He genuinely believes God made you just for the sole purpose that you’re meant to be his.

Landon loves that you're the only person who can handle him at his worst, it brings out his soft side more than you’d believe.

A match made in hell

Literally.

Oh, Telima! The Mean Domme! LMAO it's so funny.

So Tarl is boating down the Big Fuckass River to Port Kar where a dude he wants to meet up with lives. Port Kar is a notorious hive of scum and villainy but has far fewer Han Solos to shoot douchebags in the face unfortunately.

We get like, ten pages of Tarl talking about how longbows are good at killing people, because duh of course they are. However, for some fuckass reason Goreans usually consider it a low class and disgraceful weapon, and Tarl is considered weird for liking it. I will give Norm credit for Tarl, raised an Englishman, having a favorable view of the longbow even in a society that views them as dishonorable. Reluctantly. Anyway.

He's in the Vosk delta, which is a vast labyrinth of swamp mostly covered in a reed called Rence, which is used to make paper and also parts are edible. It's inhabited by Rence Growers, who are actually kinda cool?

They make like, floating boat towns, and hunt and fish the marshes, and they take in fled slaves sometimes and let them live as free women. Like. They kinda rock actually?

Instead of any actual plot for a bit, we get like twenty pages here of Norm outlining Rence, how it grows, how it's harvested, how things are made from it, ect ect. This completely derails the story for a jarring length of time, and it will not be the last time such a thing happens. Norm loves his annoying and dumb infodumps.

Anyway, Tarl is in their territory, and happens upon a free woman fishing in the marshes. He is, predictably, what he thinks is polite but from her POV is intrusive and annoying, and her village takes him captive.

THEN we get to the wild shit.