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I post/reblog NSFW, and my blog tries to be as raunchy as possible within the limits of this puritan ass website, which shadowbanned me twice already ♥

Been hyperfixating on DC stuff for a while. More than anything else you'll find Bats and Birds (mostly Sladick), and cute little speedsters (mostly Eobarry). The Eobarry pit is at this point deep enough I don't see the sun nor I can feel its warmth on my skin anymore. Also, I love being gross to Dick especially but no one is safe from me.

Evil characters and grey characters are my special little meow meows. I support their (gay) rights and wrongs. No, I don't think they should be held accountable for their actions, they're not real.

I mostly write smut, whump and/or shippy content. I really like dark stuff & I'm a kinky bastard. Writing gen fics and pure fluff isn't my thing.

I am comfortable with any type of ask. Go ahead and send me that WIP you're writing for some advice or just to share, or prompt me because you want to see your blorbo being tossed around in that specific way. I also have an ongoing Dark Prompts Ask Game right here.

You can also send me hate if that's your thing, I won't kinkshame you I promise.

If I unfollowed you it's 99.9% because you posted WFA content untagged. Nothing personal, I just really don't want to see it. Also, sometimes tumblr unfollows people without telling me, and in the same fashion, doesn't notify me of reblogs, comments or what have you. If you want me to see something but I seem unresponsive, feel free to send an Ask or a DM.

I don't have DNIs, I curate my own online experience. However, please note that this won't ever be a safe space for exclusionists of any kind. And if you can't grasp the simple fact that fiction ≠ reality, that no one is getting hurt & we're just having fun, be nice to yourself and to me and do not follow.

It's always such a treat to see your art and your writing 💙 Hope you enjoy this quick fic!

It's not uncommon for Slade's little bird to gatecrash his apartment the moment he hears Slade is stateside. Slade's come to expect the sound of his bedroom window being jimmied open, the slip of a body in from the fire escape. He takes his time washing off the blood and grime of a contract well done before he towels down and heads out to greet Grayson.

It's a feat, to have the mercenary batting an eyelid. He's seen his little bird through thick and thin, mapped every inch of his stunning body with teeth and hands and tongue.

So it surprises Slade when he stutters to a halt at the threshold to his bedroom.

Dick is sat on the edge of his bed, stark naked but for the bright orange boots he wears. They're a little large on him, built for Slade's bulk, not Dick's lithe frame, and they come up nearly to his thighs, which are crossed seductively.

"What are you doing?" Slade asks, because it's the first thing his stunned brain can conjure.

Dick's grinning, coy and clever. "I thought I might wear these out trick or treating. You don't mind if I borrow them, do you?"

"Only those?" Slade presses, eye travelling the length of that gorgeous body. Dick shifts his weight, uncrossing and recrossing his legs. Slade finds himself crossing the room before he even makes the conscious thought to do so.

Dick cranes his head back to hold Slade's gaze when he stops before the bed. A challenge and a tease.

"Only those," Slade repeats, huskier, and his eyes flick to those boots before climbing back up to Dick's bright blues, "nothing else?"

"What? You think it's too much?" Dick purrs. This close, Slade can see his nipples are peaked, skin rippling with gooseflesh. He reaches out a hand to trail fingertips down the bare sliver of Dick's thigh. "You think everyone might stare? All those eyes on me, on your—"

Slade growls, tucking his palm between Dick's thighs and forcing them open. Dick sucks in a sharp breath, but lets Slade press between them, crowding him back onto the covers with his bulk.

This close, Slade can taste the heat radiating off Dick's skin, the sweet tang of excitement and arousal clinging to him. He drags lips over his little bird's shoulder, fitting his teeth around the muscle just to hear the way Dick's breath hitches.

"You're not setting a foot outside this apartment in those boots, little bird," Slade warns, and feels Dick quiver where his legs bracket Slade's hips. "Tonight, you're all mine."

Art made for SladeRobin Week Day 6: Prisoner of War | “You were always the prize, kid.” 

Obviously inspired by the events of Dark Crisis - you can consider it an alternative ending to that scene, and yeah, Dick does get kidnapped after :3

Hello guys! I'm opening art commissions! I'm opening 3 slots I hope you are as excited as me about it :)

I tried to make the commission sheet as simple and exhaustive as possible. Feel free to contact me if you have any questions, though.

I was thinking to open writing commissions as well, but I still have to sort out how to organize those. If you want me to write something for you, please contact me, and we can talk something out :) Examples of my art

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send this to the last 7 people in your notifs! Let’s get to know each other better! (Anon or not, it doesn’t matter)

I got this twice does that mean I need to answer this twice? I guess I'll answer them both lol

I have 57 WIPs. It was 56 when I started answering this, but it grew because my friend reminded me of the weird Slade-Joey body sharing thing (and Joey's obvious crush on Dick) in the live action Titans gave us and thought, "I can make this worse."

I like cheese. A lot. It's one of my favorite foods. If I could eat it for every meal I would. My favorites are cheddar, mozzarella, munster, and gruyere. (Even though I can't eat aged cheeses anymore.)

you get the last line I wrote for Only With the Falling of The Dusk!

Oh! See I'm way too fluid with character interpretations for this because like I CAN SEE IT ALL

Like I love when Dick is a sadist, hands down him being mean is just so perfect mwah

and he can be such a needy sub who just needs a real good punishment and pain <3

Though right now I'm on the sadistic Dick train, or just needy sub but without the extreme machoism

So like right now it's 9/10 Sadist

Zero, frankly I think everyone and everything looks breedable

If it breathes it can get pregnant /j

I'm literally writing a "Jay gets knocked up" idea right now

Jason is especially breedable, just looks at those hips legs and tits <3 <3 <3 <3< 3 <3

actually that doesn't say anything I hold similar opinions for the others

like Tim would look so good knocked up all round heavy and pregnant, delicate skin flushed, small waist ass rounded out by his stomach-