#zerkerlot

Jaune(waving at Neptune): Yo, long time no see.

Neptune(eyes widening at the tall, blonde standing beside Jaune and holding his hand): Huh? Who’s that next to you?

Jaune(glancing at the girl beside him): Ah, you mean her?

Neptune(eyes widening in shock): Wait, don’t tell me…You finally got yourself a girlfriend?!

Neptune(unaware of Jaune gritting his teeth in annoyance at his words): DAMN, SHE’S GORGEOUS!!!

Neptune(smirking at the difference in height between Jaune and the girl): Who knew you had a thing for tall girls? Bro, you’re insane!

Jaune(cutting Neptune off with a growl): She’s my little sister….

Barghest(smiling happily as she pulls out a lollipop): Are you my big brother’s friend? I’m Barghest!

Barghest(as Neptune’s eyes widen in shock and horror as he feels Jaune gaze into his soul): I’m ten years old!

Barghest(as Neptune feels his soul start to leave his body at Jaune’s death glare): Do you like candy?

Jaune(gritting his teeth in annoyance): Our mom’s side of the family matures quickly, so Barghest got an early “growth spurt”…now…

*SNAP!!!*

Jaltur(suddenly wearing a set of black armor within a black cloud): What was that about calling my /ten-year old/ sister, “gorgeous”…?!

kariya matou is the template femcel situationship victim so i turned him into one

Nearly forgot to post this, but Bond 10 with two more servants! Both who happen to be Black Knights who give you helmets.