“Yikes.”

[text]: got a little breeze between the knees if you know what I mean[text]: guess what I’m doing right now?[text]: also I lost my pants.

Me: Did you just mark Death for death?

Zed wiped a tear from his eye, looking from the girl to the open bandit struggling on the stretcher. “Ne’er thought I’d be so proud,” he took the organ from the girl, snatching a hammer and nail off his worktable, “This ‘un’s goin’ up on the fridge! I’ll be right back, now, now you try for the heart next ya hear? I gotta find me a fridge,”

An i myself sink slowly under my computer desk.}