#zanstaff

I have more stuff to post but don’t wanna tag rn so here’s some zankas

is this anything

zanka told jabber that if he wants zanka he also has to be with lovely because they are a buy one get one free deal and its non negotiable. he likes to stand off to the side and observe while jabber and lovely make out and he offers scores and criticism for jabbers techniques like hes a diving judge. & when something jabber does isnt to zanka impossibly strict standards he does a roman emperor thumbs down to lovely and then she starts strangling jabber to death. its real and its beautiful

in the aaaaarms of my sweeet lovin maaaaan

Jabber is the last member to be added to the polycule.

“Without Assistaff, I’m nothing but a mediocre joke of a fighter, if she didn’t come into my life I’d have probably… done something stupid. She’s the one that makes me strong enough to prove I’m worthy.”